1. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
2. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
3. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
4. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond
5. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before crossing the street. The drivers do.
6. Chuck Norris was the stunt double for Optimus Prime.
