Veganism

[Spenny]

Statistics...ugh...

1)It takes 1 bullet to kill a pompous vegan.

2)It takes 1 bomb to kill a household of pompous vegans

Or 4 bullets. Maybe 5 idk.

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[Mateo]

To kill a vegan: Stab one through the heart with a steak. 

[Ghoul]

Oh, forgot to say:

I don't eat pigs. Pigs have the intelligence of a 3 year old human.

In other words, I don't eat animals that are as smart as a toddler. It feels wrong. Kinda like eating a dog, or a chimp, for example.

[Marcem]

Seriously. Not eating meat is for handicaps. At least, not eating meat for any reason other than "I don't like it" is for handicaps.

Meat is awesome. It's got great protein, tastes delicious, and is usually considered the main part of a meal. Without meat, when going to a restaurant what would you get? A meat hold the meat with a side of a piece of lettuce?

Also seriously. If an animal is going to die anyways and it has no choice whatsoever, why would it matter how it died? I would assume companies wouldn't waste a day torturing an animal before killing it, that would waste way too much time. Instead, they kill them in a more practical, and I would assume more quick way. (However, this is just what I'm assuming.)

Also, just for the record, most people who torture animals are hicks and people who hate peta. I would know. Chopping off a chickens head and watching it run around is fun!  

Also, I voted the bottom 2.

Also, we aren't allowed to kill animals when they kill eachother?

[Reactor Worker]

Or 4 bullets. Maybe 5 idk.

I was trying to be efficient...that is something vegans are generally better at when it comes to mindlessly trolling biased vegan websites for statistics from dubious studies.

[Matt Freeman]

It's sad that the only reason VEGANS ARE THE BEST has a good amount of votes is because people do both top and bottom. VEGANS ARE THE BEST!

[Otis Da HousKat]

Incest is the best
Put your sister to the test
With one hand on her breast
You forsake the family crest

[pixl]

Incest is the best
Put your sister to the test
With one hand on her breast
You forsake the family crest

lol, rednecks

[Otis Da HousKat]

Hey, rednecks are not the only people who indulge in a bit of incest from time to time.

[Matt Freeman]

There is so much pollution from cows on the Mississippi that nothing can live where it empties out! That's right. Nothing. For 200 miles, nothing can live there. Even bacteria. And forget all you people who say, "Plants have feelings too!" Well, forget you! Plants may be able to detect stress, but that is because the particles in the plant just think it's gonna have to work harder due to the changes of pressure. And those people who just say they eat meat cause it tastes good, here's what I think. WHAT THE HELL!? You can't even come up with a convincing argument. You obviously care for no species except yourself.

[Reactor Worker]

There is so much pollution from cows on the Mississippi that nothing can live where it empties out! That's right. Nothing. For 200 miles, nothing can live there. Even bacteria. And forget all you people who say, "Plants have feelings too!" Well, forget you! Plants may be able to detect stress, but that is because the particles in the plant just think it's gonna have to work harder due to the changes of pressure. And those people who just say they eat meat cause it tastes good, here's what I think. WHAT THE HELL!? You can't even come up with a convincing argument. You obviously care for no species except yourself.

Cow manure is used as premium fertilizer for crops all across the world...and yet you claim it has killed off everything in the Mississippi river?

Sure it wasn't pollution from the millions of barges, tugboats and industrial plants that use the river daily?

Here is a convincing argument: Animals have been consuming other animals violently, without remorse for millions of years. (and they taste good)

[Nimbus]

Seriously. Not eating meat is for handicaps. At least, not eating meat for any reason other than "I don't like it" is for handicaps.

Meat is awesome. It's got great protein, tastes delicious, and is usually considered the main part of a meal. Without meat, when going to a restaurant what would you get? A meat hold the meat with a side of a piece of lettuce?

Also seriously. If an animal is going to die anyways and it has no choice whatsoever, why would it matter how it died? I would assume companies wouldn't waste a day torturing an animal before killing it, that would waste way too much time. Instead, they kill them in a more practical, and I would assume more quick way. (However, this is just what I'm assuming.)

Also, just for the record, most people who torture animals are hicks and people who hate peta. I would know. Chopping off a chickens head and watching it run around is fun!  

Also, I voted the bottom 2.

I am not denying the fact that meat tastes good. What I am saying is meat eaters have no right to tell vegans that they are stupid, seeing as being a vegetarian is better for you. Also Vegans have no right to tell meat eaters they're wrong. Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Cow manure is used as premium fertilizer for crops all across the world...and yet you claim it has killed off everything in the Mississippi river?

Sure it wasn't pollution from the millions of barges, tugboats and industrial plants that use the river daily?

Here is a convincing argument: Animals have been consuming other animals violently, without remorse for millions of years. (and they taste good)

Have animals from the past, wasted 100 billion pounds of fresh food to eat each other?

[Rughugger]

There is so much pollution from cows on the Mississippi that nothing can live where it empties out! That's right. Nothing. For 200 miles, nothing can live there. Even bacteria. And forget all you people who say, "Plants have feelings too!" Well, forget you! Plants may be able to detect stress, but that is because the particles in the plant just think it's gonna have to work harder due to the changes of pressure. And those people who just say they eat meat cause it tastes good, here's what I think. WHAT THE HELL!? You can't even come up with a convincing argument. You obviously care for no species except yourself.

The Mississippi empties out into the Gulf of Mexico. Of course no one lives there, you idiot.

Also Nimbus, when you mentioned how much methane a cow outputs. Wouldn't killing em en-masse help solve that? :D If we didn't kill em, imagine our ozone gone in 10 years.

[Nimbus]

The Mississippi empties out into the Gulf of Mexico. Of course no one lives there, you idiot.

Also Nimbus, when you mentioned how much methane a cow outputs. Wouldn't killing em en-masse help solve that? :D If we didn't kill em, imagine our ozone gone in 10 years.

I never said anything against killing them. I am saying eating commercially farmed beef, supports the farms so they can breed and kill more cows. Which intern results with even more methane.

[Rughugger]

Yes, but imagine everyone going Vegan. Think of how many cows would now have no purpose save for eating and stuffting our Ozone away. Dramatic increase in population, no place to keep them. The time will come when they'd have to be killed out of pure mercy to them. Might as well kill em now and have them be of use.