Scout: Hey, spy?
Spy: Yes?
Scout: I know it's rediculous, but I'm a virgin.
Spy: I've got to be dreaming! What do you mean you've never gotten laid?
Scout: Ehh... and about tha-
Spy: Don't worry. I've got the right thing to do with you.
Five minutes later...
Spy: How does this feel?
Scout: Freakin' awesome!
Spy: I knew you would say that.
