SCOUT UPDATE IS A COMIN'

[rkynick]

RED ALERT! WE HAVE A SCATTERGUN UNLOCK PEEK.


Top is the scatter gun in the Energy Drink unlock page
Bottom is the normal scatter gun.

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[WRB852]

Yay, everything has been ruined for me...

[NickTheSushi]

Yay, everything has been ruined for me...

I lol'd, but I'm sad they don't show what you do for the achievements.

And I also noticed something, they got put together, that usually dunt happen.

[WRB852]

It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

That's gotta suck.

[NickTheSushi]

That's gotta suck.

There was a guy running around as a Scout with a minigun. 30 kills in a life. He got banned though, and we all lol'd.

[General Omega]

I saw a person yesterday with their items taken away. Apparently this is caulsed by going into single player and winning a round. Then you get the items unlocked page and you use it to equip the stuff through that. At least that is what I heard.

[Sirrus]

Also amazing how you can say what it is with complete certainty after just reading the extremely vague unlock page, Sirrus.

Lethargic means tired, slow, deliberate movements. And it says 'dodging bullets like they ain't even there!' or something.

So, bullets.

I think I got it pretty close, if their wording was deliberate.

[Lt Chub Chub]

I lol'd, but I'm sad they don't show what you do for the achievements.

If they told you how to get the acheivments then there would be scout acheivment maps the day of the update. Valve wants to delay the acheivment maps as long as they can.

[Sirrus]

If they told you how to get the acheivments then there would be scout acheivment maps the day of the update. Valve wants to delay the acheivment maps as long as they can.

I hate achievement servers. My friend was over at my house a week or two ago playing on one of those while I slept for like an hour because I had a long day. Anyway, I went to bed at like 11, woke up at 12 and he's like 'dude, I got you Backburner and Flare Gun while you were sleeping'. I was stufffaced tired, so I said 'cool whatever' and went to real bed. I woke up in the morning and he was showing me the server, I thought it was pretty cool how all your weapons fired faster and stuff, and I played around for a while only to go into a new game and see my stats horribly marred. (i.e. 'HEAVY- Total Playtime- 4:54:42 Most points- 541')

[Fizzles]

RED ALERT! WE HAVE A SCATTERGUN UNLOCK PEEK.


Top is the scatter gun in the Energy Drink unlock page
Bottom is the normal scatter gun.

Awww D: That looks stupidly alike to the original.

[Packer]

Its probably a double barrel instant kill gun that takes a while to reload, forget yeah over powered Scouts... Jesus loving aged Christ, its not like there already over powered or anything...
CP_junction, used to play that map all the time, its nothing new to me.

[Noruzenchi]

The way to unlock the achieves is now shown :P

[n0cturni]

Caught Napping: Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.

Taking it out of context, I think that the "Force-A-Nature" is the new shotgun.

Sounds like it'll have a higher critical hit ratio when you shoot someone in the back.

[TheGeek]

Taking it out of context, I think that the "Force-A-Nature" is the new shotgun.

Sounds like it'll have a higher critical hit ratio when you shoot someone in the back.

Fall Classic: Cause an environmental death or Self Delete using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.

[Masterlegodude]

Dodgers 1, Giants 0: Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.

I lol'd, also, you can take the Heavy's Sandvich? I never knew that