Question of life: Failure or Success?

[The Dante]

The question that the internets wants us to know!

[Ad Bot]

[snot2]

how can you succeed when you already failed :o

[The Dante]

You failed trying to fail :D its a fail to fail thus succed :D

[tails]

Doctor Headcrab Faiv Tails: no
Doctor Headcrab Faiv Tails: you failed at trying to fail so you failed
The Dante`Birthday in 7D's: but you failed failing its a succes to the goal
Doctor Headcrab Faiv Tails: if you fail at failing you succeeded at what you was trying to fail at

[BillNye]

What?

[CapTMeaT]

I DUNNO D:

[Dr Bling]

You would not succeed because you just failed at failing in the way you were trying to fail. But you still failed in a different way. 

[The Dante]

My theory is simple:

(-) x (-)= +
(-) x (+)= -
(+) x (+)= +

[Spenny]

Failed your goal, but ultimately succeeded.

[oromis]

If you fail so much, you might just be a succeeding failure.

[Riot]

Then if you put it that way... I succeed in life :D

[FrAgGEr]

You did both. You succeeded in failing, and then failed.

[Kalphiter]

42.

[Chrono]

My theory is simple:

(-) x (-)= +
(-) x (+)= -
(+) x (+)= +

However, if you put it this way...
(-) + (-)= 2-
(-) + (+)= 0
(+) + (+)= 2+
Then, if you fail at failing, you're a double failure.
If you fail at succeeding, or succeed at failing, then you accomplished nothing, however nothing bad.
If you succeed at succeeding, then you're twice as good. :o

[Falcondude]

The way I see it: if you try to fail, you either succeed (and end up failing) or fail (and end up failing in that way).