brown town PROBE?!

[Robo Noob]

So. I stayed home from school today due to one of the worst stomach aches of my life (why does this random stuff keep happening?). Anyways, I went to the doctor. She asked me when the last time I had a 'bowel movement' was. It's been around two weeks, but I payed no mind to that. I told when it was, and she said my rectum could be impacted or some stuff. So my mom is getting me laxitives, and if that doesn't work, they're plunging this brown town douche up my ass. Please help :(

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[Spenny]

It's "bowel movement"


You haven't pooped in two weeks?

[Robo Noob]

bowel

You haven't pooped in two weeks?

Yeah, I had no idea how to spell it :3

and no, I haven't. :(

[Packer]

How much stuff have you been eating? 2 weeks you haven't done a stuff? Are you sure your not remembering because your stomach would be pretty damn big now.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I'd be concerned if I didn't have to excrete feces in a24 hour period.

[Falcondude]

Stick it in your pooper

[Madmitten]

1. fiber
2. pizza
3. poop

[Robo Noob]

How much stuff have you been eating? 2 weeks you haven't done a stuff? Are you sure your not remembering because your stomach would be pretty damn big now.

I don't eat a lot. I have a massive loving stomach ache, though. The only thing I eat is like snacks when I get home, because most of the time, the school lunch sucks, no time for breakfast, and my mother's dinner is horrible.

May be exaggerating two weeks, but it's been pretty close to that, at least a week.

[Godik7]

D: Thats terrible an brown town douche, wow that must be hell...

[Bisjac]

my mother's dinner is horrible.

lol

[Dr Bling]

2 days tops is the most you should wait between taking dumps.

[Rekuddo]

Stick it in your pooper

Beat me to it D:

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[Scorpion1855]

I don't eat a lot. I have a massive loving stomach ache, though. The only thing I eat is like snacks when I get home, because most of the time, the school lunch sucks, no time for breakfast, and my mother's dinner is horrible.

Malnutrition :(

[Radial543]

[zoneark]

2 days tops is the most you should wait between taking dumps.

Yeah i start freaking out if i don't go for more than two days.