POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!!

[D3ATH]

Q:What did black person get for last Christmas?


A:Your bike.

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

What's white on top of black?

Society.

[D3ATH]

What's black on top of white?

Chaos.

[MackTheHunter]

What is white and comes in a 50 gallon bucket?

An elephant.

...Think about the wording. It's spelt wrong in one place.

[Mateo]

What is white and comes in a 50 gallon bucket?

An elephant.

...Think about the wording. It's spelt wrong in one place.

Is spelt the misspelled word?

[SuperToxic]

Q: What do you say when your tv is floating in the night?



A: Drop it nigra!

[Xoax]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she damn well wanted to,
why the forget do you people harass this poor chicken?


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts. (olololol)

[J.C.]

Oh, he's a foreigner. No wonder I've never heard of him...

Foreigner to America? Coz I live in New York...

A guy walks into a bar. What the hell has he done with his life?

[Quantum]

Why are pirates so mean?

They just "arrrggggghhh"

[Spenny]

There was a really bad one I heard yesterday and I've just been itching to use. Why did the Spy cross the road?

He never really was on your side.

[General Omega]

Here is a joke,

Your mother.

[MoogleBoss]

Guy 1:...So that was how i fixed the engine!

Guy2: That was an engine-ous move!

[Ace]

Oh I have a fantastic one:

Bushido.

[Thorax]

“Capitalization is the difference between ‘I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse’ and ‘I helped my uncle jack off a horse.”





And finally, I have a great knock-knock Joke. You start...

[Saxophone]

Why did the dough cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be a pancake.

(I made this when I was like...3)