Author Topic: POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!!  (Read 10753 times)

Whats black and white and red all over?

A skunk in the blender

Whats brown, soggy and made of cardboard?

Robo noob's CARDBOARD UNICORN!  :cookieMonster:

Let us try some ontopicness:

Two cows are walking along the road, then the peanut says: "I think I'm in the wrong joke."

I know one.
"Why did the chicken ALT+F4? To get out of this topic!"
:D

Two cows are walking along the road, then the peanut says: "I think I'm in the wrong joke."

Lolwut?

One cow goes "moo". Another one goes "moo moo". Then the other one replies "Stay on topic!".

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the counch everyone flew up but never came back down. (Dumb as hell)

One cow goes "moo". Another one goes "moo moo". Then the other one replies "Stay on topic!".
Why do I see snot doing this?

A brunette is standing on a railroad track shouting "21, 21, 21!".

A blond walks up to her and says, "Hey, can I try that?"

"Sure", says the brunette.

So the blond steps onto the railroad tracks and shouts, "21, 21, 21!"

All of a sudden a train comes and whacks the blonde out of sight.

The brunette steps back onto the tracks and shouts, "22, 22, 22!"

Ok and a stupid song!

Dashing through the snow on a broken pair of skis
Over the fields we go crashing into trees "ow, ow, ow"
The snow is turning red
I think I may be dead
All I want for Christmas is a new hospital bed

These are not orignal!

Ok stupid road joke that i think is original and stupid

Why did the picture cross the road?
Because it didn’t develop correctly. (Random boos in background)
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I surf the web without a surfboard.

What do you do when a blond hair girl when she throws a grenade?
You pull the pin off the grenade and throw it back =D

What happens when your dishwasher stops working?

You smack her!


So an Irish guy walks out of a bar.
So a dislexic guy walks into a bra.

Two batteries were crossing a road and a car runs over them. Only one of the batteries didn't get destroyed. Why?

It was a Long Life battery.