Author Topic: POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!! (Read 10898 times)

Mateo · April 16, 2009, 01:15:02 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to smash with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

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Chrono · April 16, 2009, 01:17:27 PM

What's the difference between my left hand and my right hand? They're opposite.

Mateo · April 16, 2009, 01:34:05 PM

You know how birds fly? In that V shape? Well, do you know why one side of that V is longer than the other?

There's more ducks on that side!

Nymethus · April 16, 2009, 01:47:50 PM

Once upon a time there was a pie.
It died.

Regulith · April 16, 2009, 02:26:22 PM

What's the difference between a fisherman and a boy who's fed up with school?
One baits his hook, and the other hates his book.

(I still remember that one from a joke book I read like, 5 years ago. @_@)

Moriarty · April 16, 2009, 02:43:43 PM

Why so many tribal jokes?

oromis · April 16, 2009, 03:03:47 PM

God damnit, forget my life

http://www.fmylife.com/

For any emo you know, or just to post a fail story!

Some of those can be pretty frikin' unhilarious. This one, this guy woke up in a hangover, ran to the bathroom, but couldnt hold it so he puked in a bag. 5 minutes later his mom came down and asked "Do you know where the bag with all my tax papers is?" FML

There is an itouch app for FML too :3

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1012847
fail

another one: A girl was rubbing this soft fish and turned to her boyfriend and jokingly said "This feels like your rooster :D" and instead of her boyfriend being there, it was a 10 year old kid

blankchannel · April 16, 2009, 06:57:04 PM

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

One goes "WHACK! Dang!" and the other goes "Dang! WHACK!"

Ector · April 16, 2009, 07:22:45 PM

3 people are tested to be assasins. The test is to kill someone in the next room. First man walks in. A few minutes later, he walks out. "I can't do it, it's my wife!"
Next guy comes in. same thing happens. Final woman walks in. Everyone hears a bang followed by a crash. The woman walks out. "The gun was full of blanks, so I had to beat my husband to death."

Orgodemirk · April 16, 2009, 07:44:27 PM

Quote from: oromis on April 16, 2009, 03:03:47 PM

God damnit, forget my life

http://www.fmylife.com/

For any emo you know, or just to post a fail story!

Some of those can be pretty frikin' unhilarious. This one, this guy woke up in a hangover, ran to the bathroom, but couldnt hold it so he puked in a bag. 5 minutes later his mom came down and asked "Do you know where the bag with all my tax papers is?" FML

There is an itouch app for FML too :3

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1012847
fail

another one: A girl was rubbing this soft fish and turned to her boyfriend and jokingly said "This feels like your rooster :D" and instead of her boyfriend being there, it was a 10 year old kid

xD, my friend told me about this site like two days ago. I was thinking about posting something about it. It really makes your life seem to not suck.

Nightmare-Duckie · April 16, 2009, 08:16:27 PM

What do you call a bunch of white guys rolling down a hill? An avalanch
What do you call a bunch of mexicans rolling down a hill? A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of black guys rolling down a hill? A jailbreak

Crysist · April 16, 2009, 08:21:52 PM

There is a smart black person, a dumb black person, and the Easter bunny, all in a bar, which one is paying for the drinks?

The Dumb black person, the other 2 don't exist.

Maximum · April 16, 2009, 08:28:24 PM

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven!

koolex_98 · April 16, 2009, 08:35:30 PM

get about 5 dozen eggs start puttin them in a bowl mix the forget outta them and whaddaya get
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penis

Maximum · April 16, 2009, 08:37:34 PM

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a stuffzu?

Bullstuff.