but then weegee comesout of nowhere and stares everyone to death
I've never heard that one before, I pissed my self. xD
I've heard that joke 3 times now. This is a stupid topic.
Why do asprin work? Because they're white.How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps under his work boots.Why don't black people hit the ground when they jump out of trees? The rope usually stops them.What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car? White power.What do you call a bunch of black people pushing a car? Black power.What do you call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car? Grand Theft Auto.
I'd post a Riddler joke... On second thought, maybe later. I'm gonna get some orange Jews....Crap. (No offense to anyone who happens to be Jewish or live in Germany... or, as ironic as it sounds to me, both.) (Or any- strangely- orange colored folks, I guess.)(Okay actually that one would've done it, yeah. My apologies if I called anyone out there strange because of a visual feature.) (...Skin cancer? Seriously, how the hell...)
The dyslexic agnostic insomniac.He lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
