Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Heph]

lol.

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You: hi.
Stranger: hi lovey stranger :)
You: sup, lovey person.
Stranger: lol where are u from
You: your pants.
You: hbu.
Stranger: huh nice dont touch my vagina please
You: is it smelly?
You: IS THAT WHY?
You: OH GOD.
You: NOO!

[Ad Bot]

[jirue]

Stranger: γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου
Stranger: ??
You: wat
Stranger: γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου
You: i cant understand that
Stranger: tes mou lagigáli dallas
You: i said no i wasent
Stranger: forget you american of stuff (γιατί δεν μιλούν τη γλώσσα μου

I need a life 

[Knifeman]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: your mother ran off with my balls
You have disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Wut?

[Destroyer]

Lol, I called a woman a man.

Stranger: be alert not alarmed
You: Hello sir, have you ever considered switching your car insurance to Geico? You can save hundreds by switching
Stranger: i am insulted
You: It only takes 200 easy payments of $50
Stranger: I AM A WOMAN
You: Ok, but you should still switch to Geico!
Stranger: ok where do i sign up?
You: www.iamstupidenoughtobelievet his.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Plasmus]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: wats up
You: My richard.
Stranger: wats that
You: My Vagnia
Stranger: but i thought u said u had a richard
You: No I Dont
You: You Must Be Mistaken
Stranger: wat version is ur pixel shader
You: 3.91476982337691823
Stranger: gey, i only talk to ppl with minimum 4.1 pixel shaders, this conversation is terminated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stupid People.

[Aurion]

Has anyone noticed how 75% of the people you talk to on here are from Brazil??

[Zenthos]

Yes.


What was that old site where you could answer peoples questions, damn that was fun.

[Aurion]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: brasil
You: god damnit what the forget is up with all the brazillians on here
You have disconnected.

[Zenthos]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey where you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: brazil! omg where do you live?
Stranger: são paulo
You: Oh I'm in Mexico city
Stranger: that's nice ^^
You: FACKN BRAZZILIANs
You have disconnected.

[Zenthos]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Brazil?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: The Kitchen
You: 25% slate though
You: slatian*
Stranger: lol wat
You: Are you a loving Destructian?
You have disconnected.

Geminus Stipes


Edit -

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola
Stranger: hola
Stranger: que tal?
You: mal
You: muy mal
Stranger: porque?
Stranger: de donde es?
You: Mi padre es no vive :(
You have disconnected.

[General Nick]

Has anyone noticed how 75% of the people you talk to on here are from Brazil??

loving brazicigarettes.

Every time I try to set up a trap they always go like "oh your american spanishtalk"

[Kerog]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Oh my god... Its... ROBOTNIK! AND HES MASTERBATING ALL OVER ME
You: HIS SEMEN BURNS!
You: AHH
Stranger: who
You: SOMEONE DIAL 9 11
You: ROBOTNIK
Stranger: huh
You: HE COMES INTO ANYONES HOUSE AT RANDOM TIMES LIKE CORY AND RAPES PEOPLE
You: AND NOW HE CHOOSED ME
You: AND IT BURNS LIKE HELL!
Stranger: that sucks
You: OH MY GOD HE SHOVING A SANDWICH DOWN MY ASS
You: MY FLESH IS BURNING
You: AHHHHH
Stranger: is this him?http://www.blackwolf-images.com/images/dic/sonic/robotnik_106-198-r13.jpg
You: NOW HE'S SHOVING HIS rooster UP MY ASS
You: IM GETTING GAY BABY AIDS LIKE entrepreneur SAHOY15
You: EXCEPT ITS NOT CONRAD SLATER DOING IT
You: I WISH IT WERE MISS10 THOUGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hah. I can't believe the person took their time just to find a picture of Robotnik.

[Bisjac]

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Stranger: are you brazilian?
You: nope the states :D
Stranger: why?
Stranger: which states?
Stranger: what are you talking about
You: united ones
Stranger: what?
Stranger: there are no united states
You: possibly
Stranger: you're loving with me, right?
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: good one
Stranger: starfish
You: :D
Stranger: how immature
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

boring

[General Nick]

It's full of lesbians, brazilian starfishs or 'tards.

[Azerath]

Aha, the old "banned" gag.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Unicorn stuff.
Stranger: hello this is the administrators, we have been getting complaints of harrassment coming from your ip address
Stranger: dont do it again that is all
You: Yeah, I'm guessing you're copy and pasting this.
You: Nice joke
Stranger: unfortuanately not
You: Oh?
Stranger: -priviledges banned-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.