Interactive Story: Block Life

[Menen]

You go out and get the mail.

2x that.

[Ad Bot]

[Sabbin]

And you go back to bed.

[Menen]

Walk outside
Get hit by a tank
Die
The end.

[Lord Templar]

Walk outside
Get hit by a tank
Die
The end.

Then, you get kicked out of Hell for partying all night and not letting the Devil get his beauty sleep... you are now alive again.

[koolex_98]

and now that youre alive you found  a sammich and give it to him then the ghost says:"youre journey begins here you must find the platinum dora statue"

[Menen]

and now that youre alive you found  a sammich and give it to him then the ghost says:"youre journey begins here you must find the platinum dora statue"

Get out.

[MagicAhrim]

You do dirty things to yourself while watching teletubbies.

[Menen]

You do dirty things to yourself while watching teletubbies.

Baby sun is pleased!
<Insert Baby sun picture here>

[sir dooble]

You realize that pleasuring yourself to the Image of Tinkiw-Winkie is no longer satisfying, and set out on the Journey to find the elusive 'Naked Mona Lisa' picture, hidden in France.

[Regulith]

Baby sun is pleased!

Thar we go.

[koolex_98]

crrepy pic is creepy

[Ninja guy]

You wait for the pizza man to come.

[Pliny]

When the Pizza Man comes, you see six inches of pointed steel silently coming out of his right sleeve...

[Sandvich]

You tackle him to find out, ITS A NUKE!

[Pliny]

You disarm the Nuke, run inside to grab your beer, and then drive to the local post office. At the post office, you grab some random junk mail and eat it.