Author Topic: Interactive Story: Block Life (Read 12836 times)

Yeturn · May 09, 2009, 05:15:34 PM

And then a freak chain saw comes out of nowhere and brutally chops all of your limbs off, then some lunatic stabs you in the face repeatedly and stuffs your brain with dynamite, which explodes leaving no recognizable human anatomy, then a nuclear bomb goes off right on top of you, then the world explodes and there is no hope of this story continuing.

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Pliny · May 09, 2009, 07:37:07 PM

Suddenly, the world is re-created.

The Devil complained to God that he was getting crowded back in Hell, and all the people were partying so much that nobody could sleep, and all the demons that were supposed to be torturing people were getting beaten by other Humans. So everybody, including you, are brought back to life so the Devil can get his sleep. You wake up another morning, and start watching a Chuck Norris movie.

keepy · May 10, 2009, 07:37:10 PM

and i enter the room.

Jetlok · May 10, 2009, 07:49:14 PM

Quote from: keepy on May 10, 2009, 07:37:10 PM

and i enter the room.

Very homoloveual, then you try to hump the lampshade

Sandvich · May 10, 2009, 07:50:29 PM

Then I come and

Menen · May 10, 2009, 08:16:58 PM

Quote from: The God Block on May 10, 2009, 07:50:29 PM

Then I come and

Rape the Main Character!

black knight · May 13, 2009, 05:27:48 PM

Lil Robot · May 13, 2009, 05:43:12 PM

Then someone divides by zero, again.

Pliny · May 13, 2009, 08:15:47 PM

Quote from: Lil Robot on May 13, 2009, 05:43:12 PM

Then someone divides by zero, again.

Result:

You fly through the air, screaming madly.

Hiiro3293 · May 19, 2009, 12:23:49 AM

and then you wake up!

Pliny · May 20, 2009, 04:47:16 PM

You grab your pistol and ammo, grab a backpack with some food and supplies, run outside, and smell the zombie apocalypse you've been sleeping through. You run to your battered car and start the engine.

Hired gun · May 21, 2009, 02:55:27 PM

But then suddenly, BILLY MAYS flops on your windshield and yells,"OXYCLEAN!!!!", "BUY SOME NOW BITCH OR ILL RAPE YOU!!!!" Out of the blue comes a metro cop beating Billy Mays to the ground while telling you, "Move along citizen, nothing to see here." You drive off and pick up that can that the metro cop told you to. You stop driving when you see:

nickbond1 · May 23, 2009, 11:20:30 AM

tikitai · May 23, 2009, 11:46:31 AM

Quote from: nickbond1 on May 23, 2009, 11:20:30 AM

this

Argh Doom Commando! You scream, you grab up the gun and shoot him to death.

Talaford · May 24, 2009, 06:37:07 AM

You realise you missed, and ran out of bullets. You have no other thing to do unlesss... The plan B. You run screaming like a lil kid. You notice he dissapeared and suddenly you see the creep bear! You...