Interactive Story: Block Life

[nickbond1]

and then a time paradox happens and the day restarts.........


get out of bead and make cereal

[Ad Bot]

[Max4344]

Then you Kill Billy Mays by a  nuclear bomb

[Menen]

Billy May's Ghost comes  to haunt you for the rest of your life

[Korabar]

Then you turn billy mays into a human, and you happily buy oxi-clean from him.

[Nepthan]

You eat the oxi clean and go into a coma

[Pliny]

In your coma, you dream that you've poisoned Michel Jackson. You wake up, and find yourself pouring some OxyClean into his coffee. You run away quick, and decide to kill Billy Mays the same way. After poisoing him with his own OxyClean, you run to the...

[Moppy]

gallows to hang yourself early before pheonix wright finds out.

[Cyanian]

You wrap the rope around your neck and stand on a chair! You jump off and just hang there....undead. Then Dora comes out of the ground and rapes you..... Again! Then deigo falls through the roof and farts you and Dora to death! You go back to heaven, cause your banned from hell. While your at heaven you see god screaming the hell out of Jesus for making bad decisions whether people either go to hell or heaven. You go to god and ask if you can replace his son. He says no. You say pretty please and he says fine. Then you sit in your godly chair and wait for souls to come. Then Micheal Jacksons soul comes and you decide to send him to...... 

[indyjones]

Anywhere but where you are.  So then God gets mad because hes a Thriller fan, and gives you a kick.  You land on Earth and...

[Pliny]

You decide to get revenge on the idiot who divided by zero back on page three. You decide to do so by...

[indyjones]

Buying a really big gun to shoot him.  You walk up to him and put the gun to the back of his head.  You ask him what happened to Elvis, and if he didnt answer.  You pull the trigger and nothing happens.  You forgot ammo.  HE takes out a gun, and before he shoots you he says,"Elvis has left the building, just like you." and you..

[Lord Templar]

Buying a really big gun to shoot him.  You walk up to him and put the gun to the back of his head.  You ask him what happened to Elvis, and if he didnt answer.  You pull the trigger and nothing happens.  You forgot ammo.  HE takes out a gun, and before he shoots you he says,"Elvis has left the building, just like you." and you..

Shoot him with the revolver you hid in your coat pocket, a civilian sees you shoot the man and calls 9-11, you...

[indyjones]

Start running, call the idiot that divided by zero.  And had a playdate.
At his house, he asks you to divide by -0 with him, you..

[cazyforlegos]

eat a pancake and ...

[Lord Templar]

Decide to carry the four before deviding by zero.
Then you get a cal on your iPhone from...