I'm dead.

[Thorax]

But... But... *Start's sobbing* WHY! You were going to graduate with me and train with me to fight off the Apocolypse! :'(

[Ad Bot]

[Meekl]

Ehm, isn't this a logic impossibleity?   

he am a ghosty.

[Sandvich]

Really? I'm dead too!

[J.C.]

Maybe... we're all dead!

[Jervan]

Maybe... we're all dead!

christ, this scared me.

[Fizzles]

Should I cast resurrection signet?

[qevil]

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HEL...lo, i mean, have fun in heaven! when you get there.
[/joke]

[sir dooble]

Maybe... we're all dead!

If we're all dead, and not alive, then does that make the dead alive? or will the dead still be dead and not alive, so us being dead cant be true, because then everyone is dead, but technically the same as being alive, So that means all that are alive, and the Dead, are Dead yet alive.............. So were Zombies?

[orange wolf]

-snip-

Don't make it sound so difficult.

Everyone is dead, when we die we die harder.

[Hugums]

Everyone is dead, when we die we die harder.

I'm putting that in my auto biography

Hugums, I'm dead!

[Miga]

Just wait until you respawn in a closet, and either Bill, Zoey, Louis or Francis rescues you with half your health.

[thomas64]

WHAT,THAT,HECK?!?!
edit: Well...I kind of remember something like that... maybe I'm a ghost to. :o

[Tojehusiza]

Hi, many of you know me as that lovable eventer Hugums. But what you don't know about me is that I'm, in fact, quite dead. I've been dead for about 4 months now and i have to say that when my time came i thought my life would flash before my eyes and there'd be a blinding light then I'd be up at the pearly gates. But no I woke up in bed and went about my death, no drama at all. And another thing, no one held a funeral for me or even mourned my passing, in fact people still refer to me as though I'm sitting next to them, some people actually talk to me. I suppose they see my ghost. If anyone can figure out why I didn't go to heaven/hell/purgatory please tell me. My body's buried and my final wishes have been fulfilled so I can't figure out for the death of me why I'm still here. Well I'm going to go visit my grave then brood over a moore I'll talk later.

Tl;dr, I'm dead.

Ghost edit: My crotch itches almost constantly :/

I'm dead too.. =( where do you live.. Maybe I could come over and we could do random stuff.. O.o
I'm a stalker. But I'm dead.

[Hugums]

Just wait until you respawn in a closet, and either Bill, Zoey, Louis or Francis rescues you with half your health.

Kay thanks for the advice but I'm hoping its Zoey ;D

[General Nick]

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(writes "hi" on gravestone)