Author Topic: Douchebag named "Matt" --  (Read 2359 times)

This is a story about a "fail" douchebag that goes to my church,
but he's not just a normal member, he's the youth pastor's son.
Okay, now Matt is an "okay" kinda guy, but his HUGE down fall is that
he thinks he's "God's gift to women.", and he's far from it, most of the girls
don't like him for the fact that he always hits on them and what not.  But the real
fun about knowing a douchebag like Matt, is that it's SO fun to pull pranks on him,
like this one time at Ski Invasion(Big youth conference in Gatlinburg, TN) we were all
on the bus down there, so Matt walks up to where some of the girls are sitting and says
"Liz, Kara, I want to see you brawl", but to everyone else it sounded like he said "Bra"
so me and my friend Curtis were all over him like "OMG MATT!  YOU'RE SICK DUDE!" haha!
One more story, it was last week I think, but after church one night, it was just me, guy
named Roman, his brothers, Curtis and Matt.  So Matt went to the bathroom to take a
dump, so then Roman, Curtis and I walked in there and turned the lights off, turns all the sinks on at the same time and flushed the other toilets and ran, in the words of
Matt "If this is you trying to scare me IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!" :D haha

tl ; dr: I know a douchebag named Matt, and it's fun to prank him.

[ UPDATE #1 ]

I forgot to add, he's not allowed to date, so that's
why it's so funny to see him hit on girls.



I have a lots of stories like this, but I'll see how the topic first.
Post if you know someone like Matt, and maybe a story or two? :D
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 07:13:59 PM by Reformist »


He's God's gift to women alright, they just don't know it yet.


He's God's gift to women alright, they just don't know it yet.
For comic relief, maybe.

Oh and I forgot, he's in the youth band....he sings..............yeah...... ..

Oh and I forgot, he's in the youth band....he sings..............yeah...... ..
Like I said, he's just comic relief. Your band posters should say:

"You sad? Need a good laugh? Come on down to [insert church band+gig hurr] to laugh at our [position] singer, Matt!"

Like I said, he's just comic relief. Your band posters should say:

"You sad? Need a good laugh? Come on down to [insert church band+gig hurr] to laugh at our [position] singer, Matt!"
Haha!
Well, his Dad, the youth pastor is also the band leader...so there's no way he could get kicked off or something :/

douchebag that goes to my church
ahaha
also enter after each comma/period is annoying
But I do know this kid named Matt, and one time he was fiddling around in his hoodie's pocket (which indeed looked like procrastination) and I said "Hey Matt, whatcha got in there?" and he replied with "YOUR MUMS NUMBER! HAHA!" and all the girls started laughing and all the guys were just like wat :D

ahaha
also enter after each comma/period is annoying
But I do know this kid named Matt, and one time he was fiddling around in his hoodie's pocket (which indeed looked like procrastination) and I said "Hey Matt, whatcha got in there?" and he replied with "YOUR MUMS NUMBER! HAHA!" and all the girls started laughing and all the guys were just like wat :D
But it's proper!
and I lol'd at your story.

And you say he's the douche bag. Right.



ur meen :c
Maybe he said that because he sees some Matt in him?

And you say he's the douche bag. Right.
This is right.
I think acting like all the girls want you is a little better than trying to scare someone while they're taking a crap in a public bathroom.

Edit: I'll admit I thought for a second after seeing the topic title that this was about me...