This is a story about a "fail" douchebag that goes to my church,
but he's not just a normal member, he's the youth pastor's son.
Okay, now Matt is an "okay" kinda guy, but his HUGE down fall is that
he thinks he's "God's gift to women.", and he's far from it, most of the girls
don't like him for the fact that he always hits on them and what not. But the real
fun about knowing a douchebag like Matt, is that it's SO fun to pull pranks on him,
like this one time at Ski Invasion(Big youth conference in Gatlinburg, TN) we were all
on the bus down there, so Matt walks up to where some of the girls are sitting and says
"Liz, Kara, I want to see you brawl", but to everyone else it sounded like he said "Bra"
so me and my friend Curtis were all over him like "OMG MATT! YOU'RE SICK DUDE!" haha!
One more story, it was last week I think, but after church one night, it was just me, guy
named Roman, his brothers, Curtis and Matt. So Matt went to the bathroom to take a
dump, so then Roman, Curtis and I walked in there and turned the lights off, turns all the sinks on at the same time and flushed the other toilets and ran, in the words of
Matt "If this is you trying to scare me IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!" :D haha
tl ; dr: I know a douchebag named Matt, and it's fun to prank him.
[ UPDATE #1 ]
I forgot to add, he's not allowed to date, so that's
why it's so funny to see him hit on girls.
I have a lots of stories like this, but I'll see how the topic first.
Post if you know someone like Matt, and maybe a story or two? :D
