What would you do if...

[Packer]

I don't eat pizza.

What would you do if you had the batmobile.

[Ad Bot]

[faram45]

Id transform it into a spaceship!

What would you do if the same dropship killed your squad?

[Volko]

Complain in Hell.

What would you do if you were handicapped?

[Netwars4]

Id call eHarmony.

What would you do if you had a lightsaber?

[dumdum566]

Kill George W. Bush
lol forgot the do
What would you do if you had a robo chicken?

[Doorman]

Give it to the show.

What would you do if your art project sucked worse than ass?

[Unwritten Calender]

Then it would be sucking pretty bad.
What would you do if your mom gave you a lewinsky?

[Joeboy]

i would implode on myself, therefore creating a black hole where i was. or i would divide by 0.

what would you do if your best friend stole your genitals?

[Deep2]

I'd get them back, and do surgery to put them back on.
What if...

[Joeboy]

then i'll...

what would you do if fascism took over the world?

[Cheemo]

Hide ;o

What would you do if eating meat was illegal?

[Klayboxx]

I'd be a criminal.

What would you do if your hat got eaten by a walrus?

[Joeboy]

i would blame it on the guy running away with a bucket

what would you do if you had a paperclip, a toffee wraper, 4 and a half postit stamps and the ink tube thing of a pen?

[Watcher In The Myst]

Fart.
What'd you do if you had a... PS3, Xbox, Xbox360, Wii, PS2, PS1, Gameboy Color x2, Computer x5, DS, Gameboy SP, Nintendo 64.
 
 
 
 

[Joeboy]

sell them for a bloody fortune :D

what would you do if an alien started growing out of your genitals?