What would you do if...

[Dapizzanator]

Make Lemonade!

WWYDI you could do one (non-loveual, starfishs) crime at school?

[Ad Bot]

[Volko]

I would flood the bathrooms to the extent where the school had to be shut down.

WWYDI Santa raped the pet dog he got you for Christmas?

[WhatevaGuy]

Strangle him, and eat the dog's body.

WWYDI your mother told you she was leaving?

[Volko]

I would have one of those dramatic scenes where I fall to my knees and scream, "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WWYDI you got run over by a limo hummer in the middle of the desert?

[Kaptain]

Die.

WWYDI your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries?

[Volko]

Ctrl-K

WWYDI you were admin?

[Makanix]

Ban trolls.

WWYDI You were me and I was you?

[Kaptain]

Ban trolls.

WWYDI You were me and I was you?

forget myself

[MackTheHunter]

No question

Derp, what would you do if the beatles were still around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBDF04fQKtQ

[Volko]

Get autographs.

WWYDI you were Riddler Zombie?

[Joker Card]

Kill all the jews.

WWYDI You were randomly shot in the head by a BB gun

[Volko]

Die. Spawn. Get revenge kill 5 times. Get achievement: 5 Revenge Kills. (TF2 refference)

WWYDI a talking pack of Stride Layers followed you for the rest of your life?

[RMS Gigantic]

A talking pack of Stride Layers would be following me for the rest of my life.

WWYDI you could buy any planet in the Solar System except Earth?

[*Magick* Mage]

I'd buy one.

What would you do if the very fabric of time and space was dependent on you eating a peanut butter and sausage sandwich?

[Volko]

Buy half of mars, and spend rest of money on a life time supply of oxygen, food, etc.

WWYDI you were one of the most successful add-on makers in Blockland?

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