Author Topic: Zombie Invasion  (Read 13108 times)

The Titan Missile Museum is like an hour from my house.  Gather about 10 survivors and load up on supplies (the silo was designed to hold a lot of supplies in case of nuclear war. All I have to do is seal the 3 foot thick blast doors and I'll be safe. 

Primary Weapon: 12 Guage Shotgun
Secondary Weapon: Old school 45. Colt
Melee: Machete/Crowbar

Clothing/Armor: Soccer Shinguards, My grandpa's WW2 Helmet, long sleeved turtleneck, Jeans (They protect fairly good against zombie scratches), a Kevlar Vest that I might find at the nearest police station, and running shoes.

Preparation: 7 Zombie Survival Tips, and of course videogames.
Miscellaneous: Ipod, laser pointer, and a laptop.

primary weapon: 12 guage automatic shotgun(forgot exact name) w/ different types of rounds(buckshot, led slug, steel slug, HE grenage, frag grenade, armor piercing grenade)
secondary weapon: M14 w/ scope
melee: wood mauler >:) (half axe half sledge hammer) OR (duh) chainsaw, gas if possible, battery powered fine

vehicle: any large 4wd vehicle w/ the ability to mount medium/heavy machine gun(s)

clothing/armor: latest kevlar vest if possible, best helmet I can get, jeans, shirt, etc.

I would get my backpack
Gather food/non-parishables
Grab the 2x4 planks from my dads garage and barricade everything.
I would grab my parents car keys and drive around the neighborhood and search for others (cant do it by myself).
Go to WAL-MART for some guns(yes they sell guns at my local wal-mart)
Paint my side windows and back windows black so zombies think no one is in the car.
Put a few magazines in my pockets.
A first Aid kit.

And then I would activate the security cameras my parents bought.

Paint my side windows and back windows black so zombies think no one is in the car.
I'm a hunter.

I can still smell your flesh.

Ooh see me coming around the corner? Nope. You can't. You can't see outside with that monday stuff on your windows.

Boom. I broke into your car and infected you.

Now I need to go rape Valen. Bye.

:3
« Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 09:56:03 AM by Snip3r »

I'm a hunter.

I can still smell your flesh.

Ooh see me coming around the corner? Nope. You can't. You can't see outside with that monday stuff on your windows.

Boom. I broke into your car and infected you.

Now I need to go rape Valen. Bye.

:3
If it was headcrab zombies then you wouldnt have to worry about infection.  just would have to worry about death

i would kill zombies with my bare hands, you pussies

i would kill zombies with my bare hands, you pussies
Have fun getting bit. Don't worry, I'll put you down quickly with my motherforgetin' crowbar.

Have fun getting bit. Don't worry, I'll put you down quickly with my motherforgetin' crowbar.
thanks :D

oh, wait...

Edit:
*Get my Hunting knife,LED Flashlight.
*AK-47 for main weapon and my Raging Bull .45 Magnum,And probaly bring my 2.22 scoped.
*Get non perishable foods
*Firestarter,Just incase,Gasoline and Matches (for burning zombies LOLOLOLL)
*Make a metal fence around my yard and electrify it.
*Barricade my house.
*Take the can of gasoline and pore it at the end of the driveway incase I have to throw a match and burn the front of the driveway when alot of undead ppls are at the end of it.
*Hope my starfish neighbors get killed in the invasion
*Take my metal boomerang and attach to extra knives (Incase I run out of ammo)
*Last but not least,My katana.   :cookieMonster:
Oh,And I'd also turn on the electric fence too.
I think my house is probally very safe,for one,I have lots o' guns in my basement storage,(No,Unfortunately no Browning machineguns)And most of the windows aren't huge and near the ground either,So less chance of zombies getting in.
I also would have to have all my pets near the house,AND Check the electric fence daily for any broken parts.And,Trust me,I know how to make homemade explosives,So who needs those gay grenades when you have plastic explosives ;P?Oh,And,I have like 10 crowbars in my basement storage as well.
i would kill zombies with my bare hands, you pussies
I think you better find me,That doesn't sound like a good idea...
« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 06:09:44 PM by Mini-Man »

If I was to wake up and find this I would Put on my everyday Military boots that I wear normally, Desert camouflaged Fatigues that have seen action in Iraq apparently, my White T-Shirt that says "NATURAL SELECTION" on it, Put on Suspenders and my fingerless gloves, and black baseball cap (worn backwards) and fill the 2 Duffel bags under my bed with essentials (canned goods, bottled water, 9mm Para ammunition for my Berretta M9, and Hi-Point 9mm carbine rifle, 12 gauge shotgun ammo for my Mossberg 500.) For my Shotgun if I had time I would Saw off the barrel and saw off the Stock for easier carrying. Load them into my car and head over to my Soon-to-be Wife's house (Assuming this is a weekday when she's not with me, otherwise weekend she would be.) and pray for the best. If she is still alive, then around town going to all my families houses' once that is done return to my house, hunker down and hope for rescue.

heres a tip: Never go in a store thats too big. Because zombies can attack you from all directions.

And remember to STAY LIGHT, dont carry too many things. (ZPS much?)

First, I'd probably freak out. I'd take a few minutes to calm down, then gather what I need from my house. Which would be:
Swiss Army Knife
Most durable, comfortable clothing (With most pockets)
Thread and a couple of needles
Lighters
Dad's guns
Medicine (Alergy stuff, other basic stuff for basic colds/flu)
Some food (The lightest food I can carry i.e. granola bars)
The biggest, yet not overbearing backpack I have
My rubber boots
My Dad's moutain bike (Mine sucks)
A foam ball (To play with when I'm bored)
A tarp (So many uses)
My metal baseball bat

Then I would head towards the nearest gas station and pick up some more lighters, food, and other supplies I'd need.

First, I'd probably freak out. I'd take a few minutes to calm down

First rule during a situation like this, Don't panic.

Find Mr. Freeman and have him help you. (when he dies he can load a previos save thus, immortal)