Author Topic: Zombie Invasion  (Read 13111 times)

1:Take my AK47,2.22 Scoped Rifle.
2:Probaly take my Hunting Knife (Smooth knifes can get out of zombie flesh,Toothed ones can get stuck)
3:Take 10 cans of soup/ravioli/Tuna
4:Take my dad's truck that has a rammer on it,Take my sword blade and tie it to the front,So it cuts zombie flesh.
5:Drive man Drive!
6:Get to the chopper (jk)
7:Pray that I don't get my guts ripped out
8:THIS IS SPARTA!!! (Aka,have my brother drive the truck while I shoot zombies on the side of the road)
9:Go to a store that has food and can be barricaded

You have an AK-47 just laying around your house?

I need to make a good zombie uprising weapon pack for BL. :L

First, I would get up in the morning, watch about an hour of Discovery channel, or until a couple zombies get in through the windows. I would bash them to death with any large wooden object in the house, then board up the windows. Then, I would grab an axe and crowbar, along with my Nerf Longshot, and head to the hobby shop closest to me. Then, I would attach some plastic explosives to the front of my nerf darts. After that, I would steal a nice car and drive it to the nearest gun store, and take a double barrel shotgun and a load of ammo, load it into the back of the car. Then, I would drive to the superette in my town, take all the meat and cereals they have, make myself a watermelon slush with extra juice, and drive back home, all the while with a slush in my left hand and my coolest sunglasses on.

(also maybe running over some zombies on the way home)

Then, I barricade me in my mom's room (more room, nice bed, connected bathroom (I'm a very clean person, and with the zombie apocalypse, no water bills :D), also internet) and open my computer up. Then, email everyone on my contacts list and PM everyone on the BL forums asking who has survived, and what their locations are.

Further events ensue.

...yeah, I have too much time on my hands. I'm also writing a pamphlet on how to survive a zombie apocalypse  :D

Then, email everyone on my contacts list and PM everyone on the BL forums asking who has survived, and what their locations are.
awesome :D

I need to make a good zombie uprising weapon pack for BL. :L

First, I would get up in the morning, watch about an hour of Discovery channel, or until a couple zombies get in through the windows. I would bash them to death with any large wooden object in the house, then board up the windows. Then, I would grab an axe and crowbar, along with my Nerf Longshot, and head to the hobby shop closest to me. Then, I would attach some plastic explosives to the front of my nerf darts. After that, I would steal a nice car and drive it to the nearest gun store, and take a double barrel shotgun and a load of ammo, load it into the back of the car. Then, I would drive to the superette in my town, take all the meat and cereals they have, make myself a watermelon slush with extra juice, and drive back home, all the while with a slush in my left hand and my coolest sunglasses on.

(also maybe running over some zombies on the way home)

Then, I barricade me in my mom's room (more room, nice bed, connected bathroom (I'm a very clean person, and with the zombie apocalypse, no water bills :D), also internet) and open my computer up. Then, email everyone on my contacts list and PM everyone on the BL forums asking who has survived, and what their locations are.

Further events ensue.

...yeah, I have too much time on my hands. I'm also writing a pamphlet on how to survive a zombie apocalypse  :D
If it is a common zombie, they sprint when you get close to them. Good luck doing that.
Why steal one when you could use your parents car?
2012 is gonna be a fun year...

2012 is gonna be a fun year...

Yup

Cant w8 to be back to back fighting with some Bl Forum members :-)
Actually now that I think about it I would Rather Just break out a 12 gage shotgun, katana and go on a rampage cleaning up some building. Barridcade it off and start inventing new weapons (from Half Life 2)
Then meet up the the BL memebers and create and fort. Create a council to decide descions, make a training arena and start giving people class's such as:

* Scout

* Spy

* Warrior

* Council Member

* Pilot (me)

* Driver

* Heavy

* Tank Driver

* Inventor

* Guard

* repopulators...

I would so get a world war 2 fighter jet....Now I need someone to be my Machine Gunner on back...ANYONE UP FOR THE JOB?

I would so get a world war 2 fighter jet....Now I need someone to be my Machine Gunner on back...ANYONE UP FOR THE JOB?

Only if you stop yelling and saying "w8" instead of "wait".

Rushing in a building with a crapload of zombies is not a good idea, There is the fact that your gun can get jammed, or you can run out of ammo, or be overrun.
I try to survive, not kill.


I would so get a world war 2 fighter jet....Now I need someone to be my Machine Gunner on back...ANYONE UP FOR THE JOB?
My life savings says you can't pilot it. I scoff at the dumbass willing to be your gunner.

Only if you stop yelling and saying "w8" instead of "wait".

I said w8 once....and how can I yell on the Internet? Full caps? I never used Caps?


My life savings says you can't pilot it. I scoff at the dumb ass willing to be your gunner.

Actually I can. I don't Personally have a plane though. I use my cousin in laws or the one at the pilots school (down by Boeing)

Rushing in a building with a crap load of zombies is not a good idea, There is the fact that your gun can get jammed, or you can run out of ammo, or be overrun.
I try to survive, not kill.

I was saying I was in a building trying to clean out the zombies so I could survive....oh and Katana's don't run out of ammo....  [Not saying that I would only use a Katana]

Also If the building was large I would just clear up the top half section. Then I would be able to park a plane on the roof. Its quite simple actually, zombie's cant fly (or can they....) I also chose world war 2 fighter since they had perfected the synchronization of the bullets and propellers. There planes are small, fast and effective. My teacher down at Boeing owns one (hobby)

Oh and who said the house I was in had a crap load of zombies, for goodness sake there may not be any zombies in the building.

I would so get a world war 2 fighter jet....Now I need someone to be my Machine Gunner on back...ANYONE UP FOR THE JOB?
WWII wasn't known for its fighter jets...

I wouldnt do anything.
BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES!

God, you guys sound like the friend, Caddy Hat and Aviator Glasses wearing handicap that looks like the kid in that new Subway comercail.


I wouldnt do anything.
BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES!

God, you guys sound like the friend, Caddy Hat and Aviator Glasses wearing handicap that looks like the kid in that new Subway comercail.
You have no imagination

I would grab my Huntsman. (I have a bow in my room, with a quiver of arrows, it's in a glass case to be "unusable". It's not really called a huntsman.)
Try to hotwire my mom's car. (Large SUV, glass is thick.) Unless the keys are on the shelf.
Drive down to my Grandparents' house and get the Shotgun & Glock 17 out of the storage room, gather as much food as possible, and head out to the nearest very tall hotel, make my way to the top, and shoot the zombies from there waiting for rescue.
If rescue doesn't come within the 10 waves of zombies, I'll attempt to make contact to others.

Get my dad's knives and guns (He has an AK47, an SKS, A double barrel 12-gauge, and a sniper rifle).
Get tons of non-perishables and water.
Find survivors.
MATE!!!
Make a colony then obliterate the rest of 'em.