Author Topic: Zero punctuation Duke nukem forever?  (Read 2496 times)

i can't kill the damn dinosaur with a laser minigun snake



he keeps shooting beams when he roars, always gets me :(
minigun snake? You must be using skins, because the only minigun is the one that shoots rockets, and it looks nothing like a snake.

btw, you gotta take out the LazerRoar battery pack.

I have defiantly not already posted about this

oh wait
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=69906

Hey man i made this hours before you :(

Thats what you think! >:(

stuff man I'm stuck. I'm at that part right after you put in CD3 in the first time. I'm doing this motorcycle race with these three hot chicks. I jsut can't figure out how to properly use the motorcycle. Im using R3 and L3 to shift balance, but I always seem to over compensate too much. Online it says I should stick my foot out when this happends but I can never get this right. Any help?

You're playing it on PS3 right? The sixaxis is able to help tilt your upper body so that should help you have a bit more control.

beat the dinosaur finally, can't get past the part where you have to beat the aliens in a kart race, make out with the 5 hot girls and make a cheese sandwich

sure, BOLOGNA is easy. cheese is damn hard >:(

You're playing it on PS3 right? The sixaxis is able to help tilt your upper body so that should help you have a bit more control.

Oh wow, that did it! Thanks a ton. Just finished the part where you make a picnic for them after the race, and the alien mother ship is now attacking. Damn. Im getting really good at firing a gun in each hand, and controlling a gun with my face. 2 AK's+one missle launcher.

beat the dinosaur finally, can't get past the part where you have to beat the aliens in a kart race, make out with the 5 hot girls and make a cheese sandwich

sure, BOLOGNA is easy. cheese is damn hard >:(

You get one of the girls to make the sandwich, derp.

SPOILER:

The easiest way to make the cheese sandwich is to tell the girls you need to pick up some more cheese, run to the grocery store, but a cheese sandwich (AND CHEESE), run home, climb in through the window, and put the cheese sandwich down in the refrigerator. Now go back outside, (With the cheese), and walk back in. She sees you have cheese, so she's not suspicious. now go back, pretend to make something (Throw out all the ingredients needed), and give here to premade sandwich.

Telling her to make one results in one of the three (Depending on Karma):Takes a knife and kills you, makes a perfectly good sandwich, burns herself. What she does when she burns herself is up to persuasion: Nothing, put it under ice cold water, and (only if your persuasion is under 23) go on a murderous rampage.

SPOILER:

The easiest way to make the cheese sandwich is to tell the girls you need to pick up some more cheese, run to the grocery store, but a cheese sandwich (AND CHEESE), run home, climb in through the window, and put the cheese sandwich down in the refrigerator. Now go back outside, (With the cheese), and walk back in. She sees you have cheese, so she's not suspicious. now go back, pretend to make something (Throw out all the ingredients needed), and give here to premade sandwich.

Telling her to make one results in one of the three (Depending on Karma):Takes a knife and kills you, makes a perfectly good sandwich, burns herself. What she does when she burns herself is up to persuasion: Nothing, put it under ice cold water, and (only if your persuasion is under 23) go on a murderous rampage.
If were still talking about duke nukem; holy crap.

If were still talking about duke nukem; holy crap.
You obviously haven't played it.

Btw, The past few days I have been stuck at that one part with the radioactive mushrooms. I can't seem to find the umbrella.

The flying frog has it. That scene is awesome, you have to make him swallow you then you blow him up from the inside. You don't get hurt though because you're Duke.