No page is worth posting first on, it's just another worthless loving post. If you don't have anything useful to say, why say anything? Does your "FIRST POST ON PAGE 900" contribute to the thread? No. "FIRST POST ON PAGE 900" has nothing to do with Minecraft.
In fact just to spite you I wish I could reduce the number of posts per page on this forum by one so all those "LOL OMG FIRST POST ON PAGE X" posts you all worked so hard for were wrong.
inb4inevitableumadresponse. Also irony is not lost on me but inb4someonepointsitoutanyway