Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Menen]

Is that update list it!? These updates have been getting worse every week.

No.

[Ad Bot]

[canto xe]

Finished updat- Wait i had Just Grey Screen.

[Aphtonites]

I miss the days before Minecraft got mentioned on TF2's Blog :C
I'm not saying that notch doesn't deserve all this, but it just doesn't feel the same as when this was a humble indie game.

[Nepthan]

Are you guys just quoting the irc and posting it here?

[tails]

I'm still mad. Removing biomes because they're not pretty enough. You disgust me notch :U

[LaCuckooRacha]

[Regulith]

Are you guys just quoting the irc and posting it here?

via Twitter

[Nepthan]

fdsfgs

[kanew2000]

I'm in offline mode and a spider nearly beat my ass


I was taking a shower and my grandma started yelling "THERES SOMETHING SOUNDING LIKE A STRAW ITS FREAKING ME OUT" and i read the mobs wiki enough to know it's a spider.

so i jump out of the tree and kill it,leaving with half a heart.


turn to peaceful because i suddenly hear SLLLURRRP everywhere

EDIT: And get no string for it,cheap ass spider

[Tyler66]

The grey screen of death.

[DracoSoul]

So, my screen went gray again, I pressed windows key+L, but it stayed gray. I typed up my password and the gray screen faded to black and back to gray. So, Hao2fix?

[popman98]

*Grey screen*
-Well, forget you *Ctrl + Alt + Delete then cancel*
-gotcha forgeter

[DracoSoul]

*Grey screen*
-Well, forget you *Ctrl + Alt + Delete then cancel*
-gotcha forgeter

Didn't work for me

[kanew2000]

So, my screen went gray again, I pressed windows key+L, but it stayed gray. I typed up my password and the gray screen faded to black and back to gray. So, Hao2fix?

Press offline mode instead of whining because you can't play multiplayer for +10 seconds.

[Flush535]

How do you fix the grey screen? Minecraft won't even start now >:|