Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Oasis]

WHY!!!

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

September 18th

A sad, sad day

[masterockets]

Errorcraft: That game where you get errors trying to play it

[Orthone]

BREAKING NEWS;
09/18/2010

Notch just got ran over by a speeding vehicle with a crazed fan in the drivers seat! Notch was on his way to collect a sandwich from a nearby shop when this horrid accident occured. An ambulance was to him in about 5 minutes.
The last thing he said before passing out while getting in the ambulance was, "I am Minecraft. If I die, so does it..".

Not real, don't be crying now.

[Kapturrith]

"I am Minecraft. If I die, so does it.."

(Two jokes here)

If he's Minecraft, he should have said "I am error."

/gigantic laugh track

[Moybus]

Now I keep getting fatal errors when I try to start.

[Orthone]

Now I keep getting fatal errors when I try to start.

Give him a break, he's in the hospital.. Sheesh..

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If your launcher is giving you download errors, please update the launcher by downloading the latest version from this page.
http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=444
It works.

[Regulith]

WHY!!!

stuff I'm getting that too

[tails]

 If you're getting download errors, redownload the .exe from minecraft.net. Let me know if that helps.     less than 5 seconds ago  via web  

[popman98]

BREAKING NEWS;
09/18/2010

Notch just got ran over by a speeding vehicle with a crazed fan in the drivers seat! Notch was on his way to collect a sandwich from a nearby shop when this horrid accident occured. An ambulance was to him in about 5 minutes.
The last thing he said before passing out while getting in the ambulance was, "I am Minecraft. If I die, so does it..".

Not real, don't be crying now.

NOOOOOOooooooooo.....

[Oasis]

Give him a break, he's in the hospital.. Sheesh..

Code: (MinecraftWebsite) [Select]

If your launcher is giving you download errors, please update the launcher by downloading the latest version from this page.
http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=444
It works.

Edit: It began to work after this post.

[Hifin]

NOTCH IS DUMB BECAUSE HIS GAME IS POPULAR AND HIS FANS CRASHED THE WEBSITE.

Stupid.

[masterockets]

maybe if he upgraded his server first, this would've never happened

[Regulith]

That didn't help you forget.

Worked for me

[Kapturrith]

NOTCH IS DUMB BECAUSE HIS GAME IS POPULAR AND HIS FANS CRASHED THE WEBSITE.

Yep :D