Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[LaCuckooRacha]

Minecraft.net is back up.

Edit:  It is extremely slow... :/
Nevermind, it is down again.

[Ad Bot]

[Lil Robot]

Ughh, I want to work on my mine, but my school's system is so locked up, I can't even install Java since they won't let us access Program Files.

[fawkes..]

Minecraft site is still down

[Rainbow]

I wish you would buy it because noone will buy you it.

The reason I cant buy it is because my mom doesnt know how to make a paypal account without loving it up.

[dkamm65]

I’m not sure exactly what’s going on, but minecraft.net appears to be suffering some kind of attack, and is down at the moment. I’m working on fixing it.

http://notch.tumblr.com/post/1360135433/minecraft-net-is-down-because-of-what-i-believe-is-an

I loving hate people.

[Kevdude]

http://notch.tumblr.com/post/1360135433/minecraft-net-is-down-because-of-what-i-believe-is-an

I loving hate people.

1337 hackers, 1337 hackers everywhere

[NickTheSushi]

Who would wanna loving bring down MC anyways? It's awesome :C

[Kevdude]

Who would wanna loving bring down MC anyways? It's awesome :C

The internet will be the internet

[Rookie]

Does the downloaded version still work

[mariofan09]

Who would wanna loving bring down MC anyways? It's awesome :C

/b/

[Anybody]

Does the downloaded version still work

Offline, yes.

[Rookie]

God news guys, jesus will come back one day!


...

no




Good news guys, you can still play offline with the downloaded version.

Edit:
grfgrhfgrh im late

[mariofan09]

God news

wut?

[Kevdude]

God news guys

*Ding Dong* Have you heard the God news?

[dkamm65]

*Ding Dong* Have you heard the God news?

Yeah! It's like the Onion! Only idiots believe what it says, and everyone else just laughs!