Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Dropshock]

forget it better not be carp
loving beasts

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[Jacob/Lee]

yes, it did :c
AH stuff
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

Urist McDropshock has been struck down!

[Menen]

FISH

[A.R.C.]

WE SHALL BUILD THE BESTEST FORT EVAR!

[Jacob/Lee]

WE SHALL BUILD THE BESTEST FORT EVAR!

Don't let the purring maggots giant spiders bite!

[Dropshock]

forget. This one time I started a base, and I didnt realize it had carp. I set all of my dwarfs to miners and set them out to dig a large moat.
Result = Fun

[A.R.C.]

Swords kill stuff like crazy, now worry brah.
I call the miner :B

[Jacob/Lee]

Swords kill stuff like crazy, now worry brah.
I call the miner :B

I call the sworddwarf!

[CC]

I CALL SHOOTING THINGS WITH BOWS
Also cutting down trees

[A.R.C.]

You can protects me whilst I dig.
And then fall into a cave.
And then get ganked by zombies.
...

forget it, I want to be sword dorf.
Also Wrestlers > Everything

[Dropshock]

I CALL SHOOTING THINGS WITH BOWS
Also cutting down trees

gtfo, human. dorfs only fgt.

[Jacob/Lee]

You can protects me whilst I dig.
And then fall into a cave.
And then get ganked by zombies.
...

forget it, I want to be sword dorf.
Also Wrestlers > Everything

Fine, I'm carpenter, with 2 defenitions
Carpenter:Makes objects out of carp
Or, makes stuff out of wood.

[A.R.C.]

LOL 2 PIG!

[Jacob/Lee]

LOL 2 PIG!

MY FRIENDS CALL ME COA- Wait, wrong game

LOL 2 ZOMBIE!

[Dropshock]

LMAO 2 CAT MOB