Cheap ass cannot afford $13.
Hey, I'm British, there's a recession, Britain hasn't had mow-able lawns nor the money to pay people to do so for many years.
And on top of that I have to use what little money I have to pay for lunch and such things at College every day.
I haven't been able to buy a new game in like three years, I've been recycling old shareware for months, obviously I'm going to be cheap