Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Flying Ace]

No update :c

where did you get that?

[Ad Bot]

[Healbadbad]

notch said very small chance D:

[LaCuckooRacha]

Notch has been very busy getting his work place in order.  Starting a company is very hard work, I don't expect another update for another 3 weeks at least.

[canto xe]

Notch has been very busy getting his work place in order.  Starting a company is very hard work, I don't expect another update for another 3 weeks at least.

FFFF----, Started been lazy again like last summer.

[hotsoup]

Lazily sleeping on large piles of money with many beautiful women, maybe.

[Acid]

Lazily sleeping on large piles of women with many beautiful moneys, maybe.

[NickTheSushi]

Notch has been very busy getting his work place in order.  Starting a company is very hard work, I don't expect another update for another 3 weeks at least.

Three more is a bit of a stretch. Two, counting the past week, seems better :V

[Dissolve]

I am on your server right now. What is the huge lava eruption? :o

That was me+testing with lava traps+wooden house+tnt greif defense

If my house burned down, it would set off TNT, hopefully only after I reached my chest and teleported away. (yes it worked :P)

IP:67.176.167.132

Uhh I'm home from school early today?

[Dr.Block]

Lazily sleeping on large piles of money with many beautiful women, maybe.

MEANWHILE, IN SWEDEN:

[Kearn]

they froze notch's bank account :(

[Dr.Block]

they froze notch's bank account :(

No, just his PayPal account.

[TheLegomaster]

No update today :C

[Captain Crazy]

No update today :C

fcuuuvk

[Jacob/Lee]

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/
Ha.

How to hax inventory? And no, Minecraft.net isn't down for me what the fu?

http://minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=15921&hilit=InvEdit

[zackin5]

http://www.objectiveministries.org/zounds/review-minecraft.html

Minecraft, although it is not advertised as a Christian game, is the first Christian game aimed at Secular gamers. And it's working!

In Alpha, the player isn't told what to do or given any back-story, but it is clear to those familiar with the Bible that the game takes place in a world much like it was shortly after the Fall. The land is vast and unspoiled by human settlements, but death has entered the world. During the day you gather resources to build shelters and craft supplies. When night falls, demons appear and try to kill you.

At first glance the game doesn't appear overtly Christian, but the more you play the more it become apparent that the goal of its creator (a programmer named Notch) was to teach Biblical wisdom.

Although I'm sure it's probably satire.