Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[D3ATH]

Offline mode?

Offline =/= Online

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[Albatross]

Can't update aaaahh :c

[Jenxas]

I was going to post something but then I got ninja'd by a dozen posts.

[Flying Ace]

why is it updating for the second time??!?!

[Kapturrith]

Exactly. forget D:



Day 1: Trapped in hell, Ghasts shot my portal and are committing Self Delete by touching lava.

that sounds funny for some reason

also SOMEBODY POST ON NOTCH'S TWITTER TO MAKE IT SO PORTALS TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PORTAL YOU ENTERED

[D3ATH]

Notch should really use mirror sites for updates because his server clearly can't handle all the requests.

[Kearn]

How to get pumpkin?

you're an idiot

there aren't pumpkins

[Frenchfrie]

slip demensions?

[masterockets]

I'm safe in my cacti shelter
but if I move I'm dead! :(

[Kapturrith]

you're an idiot

there aren't pumpkins

you're an idiot

there are pumpkins

[Menen]

I'm safe in my cacti shelter
but if I move I'm dead! :(

Smart one, dumb ass

[Kapturrith]

wait guys

minecraft is updating a second time

did he fix portals?

[Kearn]

notch said he couldn't get pumpkins to grow

[D3ATH]

I found 4 pumpkins earlier, randomly on grass.

[Flying Ace]

wait guys

minecraft is updating a second time

did he fix portals?

no he wanted them to be the way they are and that's why im so mad he WONT FIX THEM cause he sees nothing wrong with it