Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Hiiro3293]

Guys I am bored what do?

Play on a new game
Sleep
Shower
Masturbate
Masturbate, Shower, Sleep
Pee and play on my old map
Pee and play on my new game?

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[SeventhSandwich]

Mlehopelaolnewmap.

[Loki]

DROPSHOCK'S MINECART TRACK/STATION, YO.

YO BROS I MADE THIS TODAY.
In like, 1 or 2 hours. Probably longer than it should have taken me.
Here's a video because I'm too lazy to take pictures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcozpn357Bw

You didn't install your textures correctly. Look at the fence in the beginning.

[Dropshock]

You didn't install your textures correctly. Look at the fence in the beginning.

I have no idea what you're talking about. There's nothing wrong with the fence.

[Loki]

I have no idea what you're talking about. There's nothing wrong with the fence.

Texture is stretched.

[Tingalz]

No thanks.

you're what's wrong with this game

[Joekirk]

loving damn it notch needs to make leaves go away automatically again.

I try-ed to stage a controlled burn of some leaves because I didn't feel like taking 20-30 minutes to remove them, and now half my loving trees are on fire.

[Jenxas]

-snippy-

Just because the two trees aren't touching,
doesn't mean you can't get pregnant!

[dkamm65]

you're what's wrong with this game

I don't like my stuff getting stolen.

Yep, I am ruining Minecraft.

[Joekirk]

Just because the two trees aren't touching,
doesn't mean you can't get pregnant!

...

Really though, I removed all  flammable blocks from five blocks away from the leaves, to stop it from lighting them on fire, and yet other trees eight and nine blocks away still got lit up.

[Tingalz]

I don't like my stuff getting stolen.

Yep, I am ruining Minecraft.

yes

[Jenxas]

I don't like my stuff getting stolen.

Yep, I am ruining Minecraft.

Well your really ruining the point of SMP,
since the point is to SURVIVE.
From mobs and players otherwise.

[dkamm65]

Well your really ruining the point of SMP,
since the point is to SURVIVE.
From mobs and players otherwise.

By me choosing not to play on his server, I'm ruining his server?

wat

There's no PVP damage, so what am I supposed to do if I spent time gathering resources and some ass comes along and steals all of it out of my chest? How is that any way fair? It takes the fun out of it. I can see trying to fight off monsters, but dealing with your stuff getting stolen and having no way to get it back is ridiculous. Stealing is no different than griefing.

[Jenxas]

Well your being stupid as hell for both not hiding your storage.
and it mightbe helpful not to live at a place where people can come and go freely.

[Katamari007]

Is anyone hosting?