Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Muzzles56]

sooryyyy im lazy

Oh no, you're back

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

Notch is asking for videos to out on the home page , shall us blocklanders make one?

[Visage]

No, I usually do get people in my server.
Either way, you're banned and for good reason: general idiocy and trolling for absoloutley no reason.
Nobody likes starfishs.

You're an idiot, a group of 5 people on a PVP server were killing me nonstop and I blew them to stuff, that is how a PVP server works. Just wanted to point out your stupidity though, I do not want to be unbanned from your empty and horrid server.

[Jacob 123456789]

Valen's server:

71.203.68.75

[yuki]

If someone makes a video for the tutorial, I'll voice it over so we can submit it.

[Joekirk]

If valen ever changes the map, I will stab him in the face.

[Makingblah]

You're an idiot, a group of 5 people on a PVP server were killing me nonstop and I blew them to stuff, that is how a PVP server works. Just wanted to point out your stupidity though, I do not want to be unbanned from your empty and horrid server.

You came to my server and starting hitting me and going 'lul i duno how 2 plya!!!'.

You're a loving failure of a troll and a complete idiot. I don't care what you did in the PVP server: that's why I didn't quote that bit.
You're banned for attempting to be an starfish.

[Makingblah]

[Visage]

You came to my server and starting hitting me and going 'lul i duno how 2 plya!!!'.

You're a loving failure of a troll and a complete idiot. I don't care what you did in the PVP server: that's why I didn't quote that bit.
You're banned for attempting to be an starfish.

I said "I don't know how to play." Which was true, and then you hit me and threatened to kill me so I punched you off your house and left. Just keep me banned and stfu but don't make stuff up, I am guessing I made you look like an idiot in some other thread and now you have some kind of vendetta.

[Rookie]

This was someones avatar on the MC forums

cigaretteetasdl;asj

[Makingblah]

I said "I don't know how to play." Which was true, and then you hit me and threatened to kill me so I punched you off your house and left.

What the forget are you talking about?
You hit me and kept on hitting me even after I told you that I would kick you if you persisted.

You said you didn't know how to play: Seems like a complete lie; you understood how to blow a town to peices, is that not enough?
If you didn't know how to play, you would have asked me how to do a certain thing, like most people with common sense do.

Just keep me banned and stfu but don't make stuff up,

Yeah, I'm not making stuff up. You just started hitting me for no reason when I was building.
I may have hit you while destroying a brick or opening a door. If I meant to attack you, I would have kept hitting you.
Honestly, do you have any common sense at all?

I am guessing I made you look like an idiot in some other thread and now you have some kind of vendetta.

I love the way you're so naive as to ignore all other possibilities as for why I'm arguing with you.

[Makingblah]

This was someones avatar on the MC forums

cigaretteetasdl;asj

Eh, I found it in /gif/

:s

[Riot]

Jorgan blew up your town hall, I just stole the dynamite.

 Ok. Nevermind then.

[Rookie]

Client version 1.2.6
Server version 0.2.8 (not mandatory)

* Added /kill command. Does 1000 points damage to the player
* Did some patching client side to prevent duplicated entities
* The join server page now remembers the port as well as the ip
* Fixed a bug where joining a server on a specific port caused the client to forget all keybindings
* Added lakes and rare lava pools, both on the surface and randomly in caves.
* Fixed a crash bug when destroying the vehicle from under a player
* Players connecting to a server or respawning are invulnerable for three seconds

We’re working on tweaking minecraft.net a bit, and we need to replace the YouTube video on there. But it turns out nobody here is good at making videos, and you guys are just awesome at it. We need your help!

We’re looking for one video for the front page that sets the mood of the game and sells it well without being too cheesy, and for one tutorial type video on some help page somewhere. We have some requirements:

* No custom texture packs, it should show off the “raw” game
* No video effects like bloom or blur
* No copyright protected music
* You’ll have to tell us that we can use your video

So if you have anything good, or if you want to make anything new, please email us (notch@mojang.com and/or junkboy@mojang.com), and we’ll select a few nice ones and possibly rotate them every now and then to keep the page fresh.

We’d appreciate it a lot!

LAAAAAAAAAAAKES

[Riot]

 Fawks give back my diamonds, I traded you some for an item, and now you took them all.

 forget damn it.