Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[rockslide26]

I hate how minecraft eats RAM like a chocaholic eats chocolate. My M11X isn't working, and playing minecraft on a 2008 laptop is virtually impossible.

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[Nickelob Ultra]

The reason Minecraft eats RAM is that every time you move from chunk to chunk more chunks get loaded and unloaded from your physical memory.

Plus Java is a whore for RAM.

[Mushroom man]

You know, I doubt anyone will buy minecraft for the xbox because it's not rated M, it doesn't have some dumb, uncreative story and it does not involve blowing national socialist zombies heads off.

[SeventhSandwich]

I hate how minecraft eats RAM like a chocaholic eats chocolate. My M11X isn't working, and playing minecraft on a 2008 laptop is virtually impossible.

That's because Alienwares aren't that good. And the ones that are, are super overpriced.

Build a computer.

[rockslide26]

That's because Alienwares aren't that good. And the ones that are, are super overpriced.

Build a computer.

Hard drive crash, derp.

Mine was on sale for $600, outplays my desktop. I'm not looking for a mobile phone that can play Crysis, and it is near impossible to build a laptop.

[SeventhSandwich]

and it is near impossible to build a laptop.

No it's not.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

You know, I doubt anyone will buy minecraft for the xbox because it's not rated M, it doesn't have some dumb, uncreative story and it does not involve blowing national socialist zombies heads off.

A couple of kids in my class said they weren't going to buy a certain game because it was T.
And they also think minecraft is stupid.

[Menen]

A couple of kids in my class said they weren't going to buy a certain game because it was T.
And they also think minecraft is stupid.

They dont know a good game when they see it.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

A couple of kids in my class said they weren't going to buy a certain game because it was T.
And they also think minecraft is stupid.

My uncle (17, go figure!!) thinks the same thing! He played so shortly and claimed it handicapped. I got to try the solo mode on his Minecraft account, and let me say, I LOVED it! Before I left his house, I asked him to look up some videos of tutorials and stuff on youtube. But he's so lazy, he might not even remeber that night.

[ShadowZero]

I hate how minecraft eats RAM like a chocaholic eats chocolate. My M11X isn't working, and playing minecraft on a 2008 laptop is virtually impossible.

Use optimine.
Its a mod that optimizes minecraft.

[Mushroom man]

A couple of kids in my class said they weren't going to buy a certain game because it was T.
And they also think minecraft is stupid.

Those spoiled little jackasses. For some odd reason, my mom won't let me get M games, but I still play them at my friends houses, and I think T is just fine! Like, do these people just play video games so they can see "bad" people get blown up into a gush of blood? Meh. If I go on about this much longer, I will blow up into a gush of blood!

[Night Fox]

No it's not.

Unless you want a big, bulky-ass laptop, it's pretty hard.

[Captain Crazy]

I'd like Minecraft for Xbox so my non-PC friends can experience the awesome. My friend Jonathan, for example, already likes Minecraft but his stuffty laptop runs it like a slideshow, so Minecraft coming to Xbox would be great for him.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Minecraft for Kinect lolwat

[Night Fox]

Minecraft for Kinect lolwat

you're able to control it with a controller too, right