Minecraft creates the self-binding illusion of disdain around those who follow to believe the lies it tells forthwith about constant debunking of failure and conception.
If you were to actually realize the unintelligent and self-fueled paradox you have created by walking in constant circles while believing you're going in a straight line has damaged any form of fanbase, and thus has evolved into what appears to be an impasse was to be of a correct movement, you wouldn't have stepped to a level of which you cannot escape from.
Now you are currently thinking in more than five angles at once, and your character has gone from the state of existence to the state of time. You cannot believe it exactly, but using minecraft, you can linger in the fourth dimension long enough to observe as the walls melt with sheer substance.
After the whole episode is over, minecraft's true colors reveals itself and you have to destroy what that it left of your senses of humanity, and derive from the power it accidentally causes to belittle it, and work it into a fine paste of horror.
And that's how you win the game.
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