Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[CopBlock]

It's used as the base for the most useful potions for the players themselves. You can plant it in the Overworld, but it won't grow at all, so it's useless. I believe it'd drop more than one when full. Just put a Nether Wart farm RIGHT outside your Nether Portal.

I think there's just a stuffload of exaggeration going on.

ok, thanks mega. i knew that it was useful in potions, by the way, thats why i wanted to know how it grew :3

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[Oasis]

That moment you're trying to do Oblivion controls in Minecraft=lol.

[plad101]

Epic fail of the day

So today i just did i long run of Afraid of monsters DC with some freinds so i have been hitting F in dark spots well today in minecraft i run out of touchs and hit F to turn my flashlight on... FAIL!

[MegaScientifical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3FRchi8kXI

Yogscast started uploading videos from Minecon. Notch made it sound like they did some sort of flyovers of maps just calling them cool. But this video shows they actually played maps and showed the funny parts. Isn't that what being a Yogscast fan is about? Laughing at their stupidity? I'd be overjoyed to watch that live. Just after 5:22 in the video, you can vaguely hear everyone in the audience laughing.

Edit: Still going. They do seem a bit like asses. :D

[Rugged]

Epic fail of the day

So today i just did i long run of Afraid of monsters DC with some freinds so i have been hitting F in dark spots well today in minecraft i run out of touchs and hit F to turn my flashlight on... FAIL!

Um.
What?


Also speaking of fails, my Minecraft gave birth to the most beautiful world I have ever seen. In that world, I was exploring a cave that had a very large drop out of nowhere, about 11x11 wide. I look down, and notice about 3 intersections in it from an abandoned mineshaft. I decide to scale down it and explore it. I took my first step and promptly fell straight down the middle of it and died.

[Flush535]

https://twitter.com/notch/status/139548456971804673
Looks like everything is okay now.

[MegaScientifical]

Um.
What?

He was playing the Half-Life 1 (Not Source!) Mod "Afraid of Monsters" and was using F key in that to turn on his flashlight. Apparently, he tried to do that in Minecraft when he was out of torches, which it obviously didn't work.

https://twitter.com/notch/status/139548456971804673
Looks like everything is okay now.

Can't wait until next Minecon when Notch is like "No seriously, this time I did do your Mom, Simon. And Ez helped."

[Block Box]

CHEESY MINECRAFT JOKES:
"I bought minecraft before it was minestream"
-me

"hey baby, I can make your bedrock."
-internet

"Did you hear about the guy who hated minecraft? he called it minecrap!"
-internet

[*FacePalm*]

fsdfas;
dangit endy

[Jacob/Lee]

Ha

Ha

Ahahaha

Archery. Melee + Restoration/Conjuration all the way.

[Max4344]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNhqEHGXdBs&feature=related

[MegaScientifical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNhqEHGXdBs&feature=related

For some reason, it bothers me you're showing such an old video when considering the after-beta release recently happened.

[Lil Robot]

YEAH BITCHES
I JUST FOUND THAT.

[e-maxx]

cake

[Jacob 123456789]

is BDsphax updated yet?