Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[fred da kiko]

It's arthropods. Ar-thro-pods.

you and your fance words.

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there should be a mod that gives minecraft turn based combat, thatd be awesome lol

[Primus]

gais her r mah sugshestuons


Moer raelisums
1)pee pee bar
2) poo poo bar (LOL!!11!)
3)hurted feets bar (2 mucch runningggg)
4)thurst bar
5)sleepyness bar
6)blood bar
7)ouchies bar (cuz u can get cuts and loose blood)
8)walking bar (tells u how maney blockz u waked)
9)animol bar (tells u how many animols are there)

Maaagek that gievs u supar powers and can kil da endor dragun in 1 hit and only needs 1 dirt to make magic powar

see monstars that also go on land and eat sheep and pigs!!! lol they breath fire too and can fly
monsters poop and the poop from monsters can be picked up and thrown and do 1 damage!!!
macheen gun dat fires 100000 hitpoint bullots per sekond

Play The Ship.

[Anybody]

Thats the full cycle silly, 1 day is 10 minuets long.

He said;
1 reallife day = 24 hours
1 Minecraft day = 10 minutes

Which is wrong, because the full day is 20 minutes

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Who's defined the game as a kids' game?
I mean I suppose right now it's relatively tame save some scary bits, but that doesn't make it a kids' game.

actually even if it isn't what's the point of being drunk? it just ruins stats anyways

[Man 2]

actually even if it isn't what's the point of being drunk? it just ruins stats anyways

-Celebrating a successful harvest, fall of the Ender Dragon, good hunt, or simple mindless mirth
-Drunken bar fights
-Roleplaying
A bit like beer in Fable.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

huh. i see where you're coming from a bit.
but distilling beer seems a bit complicated for vanilla

[Jacob/Lee]

I'm playing a factions server with Nienhaus. I built a nether portal in a nether fortress and went through it. I find this...





Other pics from the last ~7 hours of playing this server non-stop:


In this next picture, I broke a gravel block to see what would happen. I backed up so I could see everything going on. Good thing I did:

[Man 2]

huh. i see where you're coming from a bit.
but distilling beer seems a bit complicated for vanilla

Or the distillation process could be simplified to a crafting table recipe. From bottom to top in any row:
-Bucket of water
-Honey
-Sugar

And it'll give you an Iron Bucket and a bottle of mead.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

oh. well when you put it that way.. :D

[Man 2]

Only problem is, Jeb probably would have a good reason for leaving this idea out of the game. One can never know, though.

But what about the beehives themselves? The bees?
How about a swarm whenever the hive is attacked?
Could beehives be farmed?
A swarm of bees dealing half a heart of damage for, say, every second the player stands in it.
How about approaching a beehive and right-clicking it to get honey?

[fred da kiko]

I was listening to this when I clicked the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIFmQiBft2Q

They went together magically.

mmh, tits.

[Chrono]

I don't like Hamachi. Sometimes it's used by people who can't Port Forward at all for some kind of reason.
However mostly, it's for people who can't port forward their God-damned router or ask nicely his parent(/s) for the Router Password to Port Forward it, or ask them to do it.

It's used by people who have little-to-none networking knowledge and are running the server on their home computer.

[fred da kiko]

it's used by people who want to piss others off.

[?]

it's used by people who want to piss others off.

Yeah I know, someone using an alternative solution to host PISSES ME OFF I just want to SMASH something!