Minecraft Megathread; yeah its update 1.12 big whoop what about it

[Kingdaro]

Look at the picture I posted.

i thought you posted that before you made your post

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[Dragonoid-X]

i dont understand turtles

(cant do any coding)

[Kingdaro]

i dont understand turtles

(cant do any coding)

the logic of the whole thing is actually pretty easy

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turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()
turtle.forward()
turtle.turnLeft()

this would basically make the turtle go in a square. it can be condensed, of course, but the need to do so only comes with more complicated programs.

[fred da kiko]

square bot, we are truly living in the future.

[Electrk]

King if I join your server eventually, will you help me with CC ;-;

[Kingdaro]

King if I join your server eventually, will you help me with CC ;-;

yes as soon as my loving DAD GIVES ME THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD TO THE ROUTER

[Coulmbai]

So i got on after a month off. I had just built a nether portal so i went down to my mine to get some armor. I had like 20 iron blocks and was surviving all the monsters and pwning until i fell into a pit of lava i dindn't see.
Ah the joys of minecraft.
Also, is the minecraft website down?

[Anybody]

Also, is the minecraft website down?

Problems at Amazon's end I hear.

[fred da kiko]

yes as soon as my loving DAD GIVES ME THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD TO THE ROUTER

i doubt he actually knows it.

[Kingdaro]

i doubt he actually knows it.

...he's the one that changed it?

he's just been busy all day :/

[fred da kiko]

...he's the one that changed it?

he's just been busy all day :/

my dad has to write it down on a piece of paper and pin it to the wall behind the router or write it on the side on sharpie or else we have to end up calling someone to get records because he won't remember what he changed our stuff to.

[MegaScientifical]

Who remembers this?

[Tonkka]

Who remembers this?

I do. Most in-professional full release of all time. They didn't even add any more features and many promised additions were left out like advanced mob AI and fool re-growth on sheep since they don't spawn anymore.

[Marcem]

I do. Most in-professional full release of all time. They didn't even add any more features and many promised additions were left out like advanced mob AI and fool re-growth on sheep since they don't spawn anymore.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive was released without a proper ELO matchmaking system (Which comes on Monday), cross platform play (Promised in the trailer, much like the ELO matchmaking, scrapped during beta due to issues with Sony's authentication process), silencers for the M4 and P2000 (Apparently in the works still, no word of when it's coming), and the mechanics are still being worked on.  Release dates don't mean much for modern games.

[Electrk]

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive was released without a proper ELO matchmaking system (Which comes on Monday), cross platform play (Promised in the trailer, much like the ELO matchmaking, scrapped during beta due to issues with Sony's authentication process), silencers for the M4 and P2000 (Apparently in the works still, no word of when it's coming), and the mechanics are still being worked on.  Release dates don't mean much for modern games.

It's Valve