Author Topic: This wierd lady.  (Read 3627 times)

Ok so I was on my skateboard and I was going to see if my friend could skate with me. He said no and I was going back home. I started to run then jump on my skateboard to get home faster(I like to go fast on my board). I saw this lady who was walking her dog. I slowed down a little and I had my friend (A diffrent one) behind me and my little brother and the lady. The lady stopped me and it scared the crap out of me and my friends and she yelled "DONT YOU RUN OVER MA DWAG!!!" And her dog was in the grass and about 20 friggen' feet away from me. She was wagging her idex finger and she was giving me the epic evil eye and I'm like "Okay..." So I walked about 20 feet(Thats how far her dog was away from me.) And rode home. I told my friend that was with me about it and he was laughing and so was my brother and shortly my friend says "Shes just my neighbor hood dog lady." and my friend lives about a mile from my house to his. The lady was kind've scary but it was funny.

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Oh and if you live in Contry Medows, Lake Mont, or Waterford neighbor hood area you may have seen her.






Thank god I still have my skateboard in one peice.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2009, 03:12:38 PM by Travis [bob36455] »

Thank god I still have my skateboard in one peice.
What was she gonna do? Break it?

Hit her with a shoe next time she screams at you like that ^-^ I would...no...I would hit her dog with a shoe...just to tick her off.She can bit rocks for all I care...be more like me


Is she from Joursey? LOL dwag

SKATEBOARDIN' IS BREAKIN' THE LAWL!

We got a mud lady in our town... She is some creepy homeless girl, which is always dirty... and black... Rumor has it she takes drugs and is wanted by those people that control drugees

What was she gonna do? Break it?
Pretty much yeah
Good thing I go fast :) Sucker...


Is she from Joursey? LOL dwag
Idk but she had a funny acsent.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 02:14:04 PM by Travis [bob36455] »

Hit her with a shoe next time she screams at you like that ^-^ I would...no...I would hit her dog with a shoe...just to tick her off.She can bit rocks for all I care...be more like me
I'll tackel her dog.

Heard of the Edit button? :D


Yeah. RANDOM PIC TIME

Dude that's nothing, ever talk to a lady with Clarols Disease? (I think thats how its spelled)

Theyre off their loving nut, like for real. I was with my family and we were all heading to a restaurant in downtown, and we hit a red light in downtown. I looked out the window and saw this old scrawny lady reading the newspaper, thought nothing of it. Then after a few seconds she threw the paper to the ground and started screaming at this billboard across the street, something about government and hippies, ionno. Then she noticed us. My Dad told us to look forward as he rolled up the windows, and she started yelling at us at the top of her lungs. Then she started telling my sister how she was a crack whore and how she would never get anything she ever wanted and would end up dead on the street from Herpes (she seriously said death by herpes)
She continued on with this anger and random ranting at us and other people in the vicinity, and then she caught my Dad's gaze; she instantly stopped, bent down, and started reading the paper again as we drove away.

Yes there are very long lights in downtown, and later on my Dad explained to us that a person with Clarols can easily be tamed if you stare them straight in the eye.
This was about, 3 years ago? (I was 12 at the time)