Dude that's nothing, ever talk to a lady with Clarols Disease? (I think thats how its spelled)
Theyre off their loving nut, like for real. I was with my family and we were all heading to a restaurant in downtown, and we hit a red light in downtown. I looked out the window and saw this old scrawny lady reading the newspaper, thought nothing of it. Then after a few seconds she threw the paper to the ground and started screaming at this billboard across the street, something about government and hippies, ionno. Then she noticed us. My Dad told us to look forward as he rolled up the windows, and she started yelling at us at the top of her lungs. Then she started telling my sister how she was a crack whore and how she would never get anything she ever wanted and would end up dead on the street from Herpes (she seriously said death by herpes)
She continued on with this anger and random ranting at us and other people in the vicinity, and then she caught my Dad's gaze; she instantly stopped, bent down, and started reading the paper again as we drove away.
Yes there are very long lights in downtown, and later on my Dad explained to us that a person with Clarols can easily be tamed if you stare them straight in the eye.
This was about, 3 years ago? (I was 12 at the time)