Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Vikings vs. Samurai, loving awesome.

[Pimpin]

i enjoy stealth so, ninjas

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[General Omega]

i enjoy stealth so, ninjas

But pirates have cannons that can blow the crap out of any ninja building. No paper wall can withstand 20 lb spheres or death!

[-Mike-]

Poll needs a "Ninja Pirate" option.

[NickTheSushi]

Poll needs a "Ninja Pirate" option.

*Nirate/Pinja

[Sarge]

How come everyone leaves out the bad ass vikings that pwn both of them? >:U

[Wedge]

As much as I hate to say it, ninjas would win in a fight. Ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

Even with the disadvantage being very much corporeal, requiring oxygen to maintain homeostasis, and their lack of being able to immolate people by yelling at them very loudly, pirates would still put up a pretty good fight.

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that ninjas have Kinoki footpads, which are based on the ancient Japanese technology of sucking all the heavy metals out of your body by pouring vinegar on your foot. Pirates are loaded with nasty heavy metals.

[Reformist]

I'm a turtle.  Where do I sign up to fight at? :(

[NickTheSushi]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

Since when? Also, pirates have cannons >:(

I'm a turtle.  Where do I sign up to fight at? :(

Over in the corner there.

[General Omega]

As much as I hate to say it, ninjas would win in a fight. Ninjas have Kinoki footpads, which are based on the ancient Japanese technology of sucking all the heavy metals out of your body by pouring vinegar on your foot.

Even with their bismuth and mercury saturated bodies, pirates would still put up a pretty good fight.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that ninjas are invisible, breath fire, can fly and don't need oxygen.

Pirates can shoot them with a magical invention called guns. They have a faster projectile and are more accurate. Also, they have to breath some time. Expecially when they are getting their heads forced into the water by Pirates. All ninjas will do is use their foot cleaning pads to make them leave no dust on the ship they are being thrown off of.

The foot pads just clean feet. That is all.

[Wedge]

Ninjas have blood three times the temperature of the sun. If you make them bleed everything in a 200 mile radius instantly ignites. Except other ninjas of course, because they can survive temperatures three times hotter than the sun.

Ninjas don't need guns, they can generate bullets with the power of their mind and shoot through walls.

[Sarge]

Vikings ftw, guys.

[Sandvich]

Vikings ftw, guys.

Reminds me of Vikings vs Ninjas on World's Deadliest Warrior lol.


I say ninjas

[Muffinmix]

Wedge you almost have me convinced that ninjas are superior to pirates, almost.

But then I remember pirates get all the women and there is no more doubt.

[NickTheSushi]

Ninjas have blood three times the temperature of the sun. If you make them bleed everything in a 200 mile radius instantly ignites. Except other ninjas of course, because they can survive temperatures three times hotter than the sun.

Ninjas don't need guns, they can generate bullets with the power of their mind and shoot through walls.

I'd love to know where the forget you're get your information, because I need to beat the stuff out of the guy who made it.

[Wedge]

Basically, ninjas sneak up behind people and beat them severely with sticks. Pretty similar to mob thugs. Except thugs have got a good solid lead pipe and do a better job of disposing of bodies. And they're in it for profit, unlike ninjas who just want to kill everyone in the world because they can.

I can name serial killers more sophisticated than your average ninja.

Everybody who doesn't vote for pirates is lame.

Vikings ftw, guys.

Pirates are kind of like vikings with cannons. At the very least, they still pillage and rape.

Wedge you almost have me convinced that ninjas are superior to pirates, almost.

But then I remember pirates get all the women and there is no more doubt.

Would you believe me if I told you ninja's don't need wenches, they can just take any woman they want with their infinite charm? They don't even have to kidnap them like pirates, it's just like walking into the grocery store and grabbing a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for them.