Damnit, ninjas are winning.
Let's clear up why vikings pwn all your drunk/tight suited asses.
ROUND 1
Pirate code: Ima jack yo stuff overseas while being drunk and loving a shark with my hook.
Ninja code: Be sirent and kill your enemy in sirence for thats the way of the warrior.
Viking code: KILL SMASH BURN BUTTforget BURN ROB RAPE
Which is the most powerful?
ROUND 2
Pirate's weapons: Cutlass, a gun that takes a L-O-N-G ass time to reload.
Ninja's weapons: Katana, dagger, ninja star, blow darts here and there.
Viking's weapons: Battle axe, heavy swords, spears.
Which is the most powerful?
ROUND 3
If i saw some guy in black tights coming at me, a drunk guy with a peg leg coming at me, and some fierce armored guy with a big sword coming at me, I'd prolly be more afraid of the big armored guy with the sword.
Which is more intimidating?
LAST ROUND
Pirate's clothes: Bandanas, coats, hooks, earrings, a silly hat.
Ninja's clothes: Tight, black ball-grabbing clothing and a makeshift mask.
Viking's clothing: Bear fur, horned helmet, leather boots, hammer necklace.
Which one of these just screams FABULOUS!!!
If you picked vikings for all of these, you are correct and may help yourself to the pudding buffet.
If you picked ninjas or pirates for any of these, go take a stuff while doing a naked handstand.