Here's one I made myself:
The Lawn Gnome:
Once upon a time, as rumors say, there was a man named Bill. He had to take out the trash every night, and that's what he was doing. When he went back to the front door, he found that it was locked. Behind him, a voice was laughing, saying, 'Hehe, locked out, hehee!'
He turned slowly and fearfully. Someone must've turned one of the lawn gnomes to face the door. "My wife must be playing a practical
joke," he thought. But he was wrong, oh so wrong. Somehow, there was a red glow emitting from the lawn gnome. He picked up the lawn gnome, and there was no cables or wires running from it. He opened up the bottom. No walkie talkie or lightbulb. Realization of what was happening struck him. Today was Sunday. Nearby neighbors heard screams and the shatter of glass, and some even called 911. When the police got there, there was no sign of a lawn gnome, and they found Bill's body without a scratch on it. But when they touched him, he toppled over in a heap, dead. Edit: Then the voice of the lawn gnome said, "Hehe, no scratch, dead, heheeeee!" That scream pierced the air so much that one of the officers killed himself. END.