Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Moriarty]

www.omegle.com

Part of a chat

You: oh yes
You: i forgot
You: my boobs are nukes
You: and their set to explode at 12:00 PM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[Ad Bot]

[General Nick]

I remember this :D

i found a troll ._.

[Dropshock]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: SUCK ON MY HARD rooster
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: iam a guy
You: Good
Stranger: are u gay
You: NO, IM JESUS forgetER.
Stranger: forget u u loving cl0wn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
IM SO WITTY.

[Regulith]

Yay, I forgot about this. :D

TIME TO GET TO WORK.

[Dropshock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Stranger: i need a normal conversation please
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: aaaahaha
Stranger: ok ok
You: asl
You have disconnected.

[General Nick]

I found a troll but i forgot to copy pasta the log.

also I keep getting ASL wanting homos.

[Dropshock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dinosaur richards raaaa
Stranger: hey
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Stranger: harsh much
Stranger: much8
You: its the internet. loving live with it.
Stranger: forget me
You: Yes, forget you.
You: wait wat
You: you want me to have love with you?
You: pics
Stranger: lets get naked eat cheetos and play video games
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: OH GOD
You have disconnected.

[onyx6]

You: uh
Stranger: hi
You: duck
You: DUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Whats a duck
Stranger: a duck is a duck
You: but if a duck is a duck..
You: what is a duck??
Stranger: an instance of what we decided to call a duck
You: interesting
You: Somebody told me they were aquatic birds and a scoffed at them and laughed
You: I
Stranger: hahahahahahahha
You: indeed
Stranger: where are you from?
You: a duck :(

[Rekuddo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

[General Nick]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothinn hbuu baby boo
You: bored
Stranger: forget me
You: depends
You: asl?
You: cause im not doing gay love
Stranger: whats your asl
You: 19 m new york
Stranger: 17, f, california
You: any pics?
Stranger: bummer..
You: why?
Stranger: naked?
You: dont have to be
Stranger: ohh ok.
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: i just want to see someone smiling
You: dont have any
You: i feel depressed lately
You: my pet dog who i owned for around 6-7 years died today
You: and i lost my job a few days ago
Stranger: ohh im sorry
You: :(
Stranger: ill send a picture to cheer you up
You: thanks
Stranger: i do modeling
Stranger: http://images.forbes.com/media/2007/07/09/models_4.jpg
You: really?
Stranger: yeah.
You: got any other pics?
Stranger: did you like it?
You: yeah
Stranger: one per customre
You: bullstuff, you're a guy
Stranger: no im not!
You: then more pice.
You: pics
You: don't have to be naked or anything
You: just actual proof
You: and nothing from forbes or anything you can pull off from google
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: lolcigarette

[duke 838]

You: Hello, you little cuty.
Stranger: Uhh, hi my name is Tifany
You: Oh, well hey lovey lady.
Stranger: Uhh, i am a guy.
You:I know i like to have rps(role playing love)
Stranger: Uhhh, you have big snake?
You: WTH is a snake?
Stranger: That well..
You: Oh that hole you pee out of, yeah it is huge, rinkely, and it even gets my panties cot in it.


Funny, eh?

[onyx6]

aids :(

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 7
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL
You: EVERYTHING
Stranger: im not going to
Stranger: lol
You: :(
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats wrong ?
You: my aids
Stranger: ur aids ?
Stranger: im so sorry
You: yes MY AIDS
Stranger: that sucks .. do u wanna talk about it ?
You: no, you lost the game ;(

[FrAgGEr]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: what's up bro.
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: girl
Stranger: where from?
You: the US
You: u?
Stranger: me too
You: :O
Stranger: what state?
Stranger: i'm from va
You: omg
You: me too
You: how old are you
Stranger: really? what area?
Stranger: 16
You: wow wtf same here
You: so you're a boy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where in va are you from?
You: south
Stranger: like va beach? emporia? lee county?
You: halifax
Stranger: richmond dawg!
You: nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Allison
You: you?
Stranger: thats a really pretty name
Stranger: andrew
You: aww thanks =)
Stranger: np :)
You: so do you have a big snake ;)
Stranger: of course
You: sweet, me too
You: we should hang out
Stranger: thats forgetin nasty
You: umm
You: all girls have snakees
You: wtf!
You: how is that nasty?
Stranger: starfish
You: you're mean :(
Stranger: forget! ur the mean one! you tell me ur a girl then say you have a forgetin snake
You: i am a girl..
Stranger: w/ a snake?
You: duh!
Stranger: anatomy 101: girls have vaginas not snakees
You: internet 101: don't believe stuff on the internet, friend.
You: especially when someone says they're a girl
Stranger: i knew you were forgetin with me but you dont have to lie just to tell me not to believe stuff
You: so how was your fathers day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Regulith]

I need to find that message about soliciting love from minors.

[Rekuddo]

hahaah

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you
Stranger: from?
You: What
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: Earth.
Stranger: what country?
You: I don't feel comfortable...
Stranger: why?
You: This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureo of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.