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[jirue]

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Stranger: hey
You: I have big tits
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Lol


Edit:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO MY LOVER
You: Hello :)
You: are you a dude or a chick
Stranger: CHICA
You: Oh yes
You: I can crave my animal raping needs
You: so i can rape all the baby chickens i want
You: oh yes
You: YES
You: OH YEAH
You: WOO
You: WOOOO
You: CHICKS
Stranger: OK First off im in charge mister
You: Oh yeah
You: i like it when animals take control of me
You: like a rhino ready to charge my ass
Stranger: mmy boobies rnt jus for sucking they need touching the tickling the shoving into ur face to lick
You: baby chickens don't have boobs noob
You: WHAT KIND OF A CHICK ARE YOU?!?!?!
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[Chrono]

Psh, people are too busy worrying about getting their e-snake wet that they don't even wanna have fun. :(

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You: Quick!
You: Tell me the name of a round pie.
Stranger: apple
Stranger: ahha haha
You: Gasp
Stranger: i wonn
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahh
You: You winner.
Stranger: lol yeahy yy
Stranger: lolhah
You: K your turn
Stranger: asl
You: I don't get it. How do I play this one?
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[duckman1229]

Stranger: hi!
You: Hi!
You: Whats up?
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What did I say? D:

[General Nick]

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Stranger: TABITHA?
You: yeah?
Stranger: fo realz?
You: ya
Stranger: i don't believe you!
You: it is me omg! :D
Stranger: then who am i?
You: Just kidding, cigarette. Go chat somewhere else.
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[FrAgGEr]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey.
You: stranger.
Stranger: they say you fall in love with 10 strangers a day.
You: :O
Stranger: Your making me doubt this fact.
You: I love you
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[jirue]

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Stranger: hello
You: Hai
Stranger: whats up
You: the
You: the
You: I DONT KNOW!!!!
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[dUMBELLS]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi im andreas 18 m sweden u?
You: haha
You: sweden
You: that place sucks
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes..
You: you arent even putting up an arguement lol
You: so i guess its safe to say
You: sweden sucks
You: Sweden still sucks
You: hah
Stranger: forget U

[jirue]

You: are you a chick
You: yes no?
You: maybe?
You: I don't know!
You: Can you repeat the question?
You: UR NOT THE BOSS O ME NAO
You: UR NOT THE BOSS A ME NAO
Stranger: and ur not so big?
You: Lol
You: yes


edit:

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wtf?

[Moriarty]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ohai
You: rooster
Stranger: wunna buy a toaster!?
You: SUCK MY rooster
Stranger: NO
You: MY rooster IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
Stranger: BUY MY TOASTER
You: OMG
Stranger: I DONT CARE
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: I HAVE A TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTT
You: HOW MUCH IS TOASTER
Stranger: TOAST
Stranger: WAFFLE
You: :o
Stranger: WAFFLE IRON
You: the legendary WAFFLE!!!
Stranger: WANNA  BUY A WAFFLE IRON
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: :3
You: WAFFLES
You: blockland
You: blocklandwafflesroostersuckmy ironassvirginiafourtyyearoldv irgin
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: add meh
Stranger: ihatetoseeyoutremble@hotmail.co.uk
You: O_o

[General Nick]

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Stranger: boobs
You: yes
You: they are awesome
Stranger: sweet!
You: ( . Y . )
You: :D
Stranger: i went through 3 people before someone didnt totally shut me down
You: haha
You: no kidding
Stranger: lol
You: so many cigarettes here either baiting or doing other stuff
Stranger: it was funny
Stranger: its fun to shout random things on here
You: i shouted monday and dc'd at five people in a row
You: then billy mays'd someone else
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i love acting crazy on here
You: its lol indeed
Stranger: but now i must go ruin more peoples lives
Stranger: goodnight
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MYSTERY MAN :O

[Plasmus]

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You: snake?
Stranger: huh
You: snake
Stranger: snake
You: snake
Stranger: snake
You: snake
Stranger: snake!
You: stuff
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[jirue]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i'm a 50-year-old-vergin who is male and is in new hampterc
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[Regulith]

Got a useful chat device here!

The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

[jirue]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boobs
You: yes
You: they are awesome
Stranger: sweet!
You: ( . Y . )
You: :D
Stranger: i went through 3 people before someone didnt totally shut me down
You: haha
You: no kidding
Stranger: lol
You: so many cigarettes here either baiting or doing other stuff
Stranger: it was funny
Stranger: its fun to shout random things on here
You: i shouted monday and dc'd at five people in a row
You: then billy mays'd someone else
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i love acting crazy on here
You: its lol indeed
Stranger: but now i must go ruin more peoples lives
Stranger: goodnight
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MYSTERY MAN :O

great idea


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
Stranger: no no no
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
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[General Nick]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Latisha?
Stranger: no
Stranger: john?
You: no
You: sandy?
Stranger: no phillip?
You: no monday Mcmondaypants?
Stranger: how did u guess
You: lol
You: im jesus
Stranger: i thought it was suppose to be anonomus
Stranger: hi jesus\
You: hi
Stranger: can i wibn lotto on wednesday?
Stranger: please
You: yes
You: just buy ticket
Stranger: woo hoo
You: and put in these numbers
You: 16 13 5 12 4
You: do it
You: and you will win
Stranger: ok sweet as
You: JESUS OUT
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