Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 114142 times)

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Stranger: hey !
Stranger: ^_^
You: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: >:(
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: <:)
Stranger: asl ?
You: ::_____::
You: yus
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: lsa ?
You: 24/m/ireland
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: 23/f/USA
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ireland ?
You: :p
You: Yes
Stranger: i'm 50 % irish !
Stranger: ^___^
You: Original home of whiskey
Stranger: XD
Stranger: you go to college ?
You: Yus University of ireland
Stranger: i go to college as well =)
Stranger: i take police classes
Stranger: i am becoming a policewoman XD
You: You wanz to be cop?
You: :p
Stranger: yup :)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: can i tell you something ?
You: sure?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: looking into records of vile criminals
Stranger: um
Stranger: in ireland
Stranger: i found your name
You: And my name is.....
Stranger: monday snake
You: :p nice one
Stranger: also known as
Stranger: raper of mondays
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: forget you, your under arrest
You: Plot twist!
Stranger: with my popo gunn
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: in 30 minutes popo be comin to yo house
Stranger: get ready
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Watch out monday snake, she's onto ya! Although she's still in college.

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You: hi
Stranger: I'm talking to you as I am taking a stuff. does this disturb you ?
You: not really
Stranger: ok.
You: laptop i suppose?
Stranger: iPhone
You: ah
Stranger: yep
You: mm-hmm
Stranger: asl
You: 16/f/usa
You: u??
Stranger: oh. bye.
You: cigarette
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2530 users online
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: sup
You: um
Stranger: not much
You: 16 girl usa
You: i haz b00bz
You: cyber?
Stranger: u dont sound like a girl
Stranger: whats cyber?
You: never heard a girl using chat speak i guess?
You: cyber is internet love ;D
Stranger: not i haz b00bz
Stranger: sure
You: i take off ur pants
Stranger: to late
You: WTF
You: YOUR richard IS A LIVE NUKE
You: LOOK AT THE TIMER
You: FIVE
You: FOUR
You: THREE
You: TWO
You: ONE
You: BOOOM
You: the blast destroys everything within a 5 mile radius
You: nothing is left but an irradiated wasteland
You: that was fun
You: hello?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where in USA
You: forget you
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« Last Edit: June 22, 2009, 07:40:34 PM by dippindots326 »

Stranger: hello there
You: I am guy
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OMG LONGEST


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Stranger: hi'
You: Hello
Stranger: wats up
You: NM
You: You?
Stranger: nm bored out my mind! haha so how are u today?
You: Fine some of my crop was stolen..
Stranger: OH really!? like weed?
You: Ireland :)
Stranger: haha niice but wat kind of crop are u tlkin bout?
Stranger: im from New York
You: Poratoes i make vodka
Stranger: oh haha NICE!! ur one lucky guy (girl)
You: *tequila
You: YA
You: Ireland is nice how NY
Stranger: its fun.. it could be better but its fine.. so how long does it take to make ur drink?
Stranger: sorry i'll be right back im choking..
You: Well i have to wait one season for it to grow then one week for it to be prossesed for fermentationn then another season of fermantation.and boom tequila
You: oh choking..
Stranger: k sorry im back
You: are you ok?
Stranger: yea im fine... my throat jus burned really bad
You: XD
Stranger: haha
You: well thats how long up thar^^
Stranger: haha. i grow crops too jus not vodka if u knw wat i mean.. haha
You: :p weed
Stranger: yup :P lol
You: You can make wine out of weed you know
Stranger: yup and tea
You: ya
You: ive had weed wine ive made it just need yeast and Marijane juice
Stranger: haha nice.. how do u make weed wine? like ive heard bout it but i never did it.. i did weed crackers, tea, brownies, and more
You: You get the liquid out of your extra crop
You: Then you get yeast
You: and you put both in a water bottle and like wait a season
Stranger: and that is all you need to do?! wow thats not a lot of things to do.. haha niice
You: Ya
You: But dont let it get cold
You: It wont ferment
Stranger: oh ok well thats not a problem.. i have my lil grow room where its pretty hot in there
You: Green houze Righ?
Stranger: ehhh kinda but yea. it has my florescent lights in there with air conditioning
You: :p
You: My friend deals meth but im pretty legal
You: Imagine Meth farming in calm ireland!
Stranger: hahaha! i cant imagine... my cousins deal weed and cocaine.. i jus deal weed
You: You grow AND deal woh
Stranger: haha its makes me money! haha its a pretty good way to live though
You: You got a peice?
Stranger: what do u mean by piece?
You: Gun
Stranger: oh haha no.. my cousin watches over my grow
Stranger: he's the one who has the gun
You: what kind
Stranger: im not sure.. i never asked him
You: Rifle or pistol
Stranger: its a pistol
Stranger: actually he has a couple
You: Any revolvers?
Stranger: lets just say he has most pistols out there haha.. i dont know how he gets it.. i always ask him but he says "It doesnt matter ..." hahaha
You: :p
You: Ya
You: I like ireland
Stranger: yea my cousin is from ireland well not from there but his father is from ireland
You: I see
You: whats youe ethnicity
You: cYour*
Stranger: im hispanic/latino
You: I see
You: im well irish!
Stranger: hahah i can see that! haha ok my friend i gotta go..bussiness calls haha so have a nice day! :P bye
You: Grow well
Stranger: u too my friend
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Stranger: i can't get up.
You: man, lose some weight madame
You: i weigh about 120
Stranger: noo,
You: i am in shape and good man
You: i have a bonar right now!
Stranger: lol, i will eat it.
You: ..
You: srsly?
Stranger: lol, no.
You: haha

Stranger: how old are you?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i asked you first.

We are now talking about how she masturbates for fun.

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You: Hi
Stranger: you want love?
You: I wish.
You: tGaylord
Stranger: you are gaylord?
Stranger: or are you calling me gaylord?
Stranger: either way i'm cool with it
You: You are gaylord gaylord.
Stranger: uncool
You: I'm lovey
You: :D
Stranger: i'm loveier
You: I play blockland
You: :D
You: :|
Stranger: playing is overrated
You: Nou
Stranger: my parents never allowed me to play
You: I am. :D
You: Ha ha
You: Loho-seher
Stranger: here is europe, you learn to work hard
You: I live in Canada
Stranger: psh, i had a canadian roommate
Stranger: no big deal
You: Canada is FTW
Stranger: if you like gay
You: It better than germany.
You: Like me.
Stranger: definitely not better than germany
You: Yes too.
Stranger: germany has beer and hot women
You: WHat about asia
You: Or india
Stranger: canada is half uninhabitable, and full of ugly people
Stranger: asia and india are cooler than canada
Stranger: you are pretty low on the list
You: What about Botswana
Stranger: i'd say you are right below sudan
You: Madagascar
You: 83  and a half
Stranger: um...coolest place to look for rare species
You: 27 is the square root of 4
Stranger: true
Stranger: wait
Stranger: no, true
You: I know, My cousin told me
Stranger: is he gay too?
You: Yes he isn't
Stranger: ooh, word play
You: WHERE!?!
Stranger: you are brighter than i thought
Stranger: disregard the last comment
You: WHat comment, where?
You: RaNdoM CaPS
You: XD
Stranger: i can't tell if you're yelling or not
Stranger: so are we going to get down to it or what?
You: YELLING IS FULL CAPS!
You: This isn't
Stranger: random caps means you are burying your anger inside
Stranger: you started off yelling there
You: Rotondo.
You: Regulith
You: BadSpot
You: kompressor
You: Annoying Orangehet
Stranger: keep it coming
You: 27 is the axis of a cube.
You: Good?
Stranger: ugh, i'm hot
You: Ok.
Stranger: even hotter after that ok
You: Ok.
You: Am I stupider than me?
Stranger: that is the age old question
Stranger: the answer is that you're both equally stupid in the eyes of society
You: This is long conversation. I'll put it on Blockland.us/smf
You: :D
You: THe forums dar
You: :D
You: :D
You: :D
You: :D
You: :D
You: :D
You: SPAM!
You: Kk, bye
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This was the longest conversation I've had there. Granted I acted like a total idiot.
But who cares?

IT'S OMEGLE! :cookieMonster:

I have some Comedy Gold ones:


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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Don't say ASL
Stranger: why?
You: A
You: Cause you are a 9 year old child who is obsessed with love.
Stranger: whats wrong with u?
You: GET A LIFE>
You: tPLEASE
You: GO back to 4Chan
You: Now
Stranger: creepbear?
You: Uhhh. Oh God.
You: Stupid children.
You: I think I should post this on the Blockland forums.
Stranger: im not children as you
Stranger: forget off got to bad kid
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: female?
You: Then use real grammar.
Stranger: im not english
Stranger: forget off
You: So help me.
You: You speak english quite fine.
Stranger: ja , Jar du svensk
Stranger: krel a sj koj kra mans de mo
You: Eh...
Stranger: u kno?
Stranger: forget
You: I see where this is going.
Stranger: english is not mother language
You: Another idiot invading our internet.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: please
You: Go back to PBSKids.org
Stranger: i just wanna chat with u
You: I'll find a cure for you.
Stranger: dont say something
You: You're parents made a big mistake.
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20 my ass.

I have some Comedy Gold ones:



Just reading the titles, I know I'm in for a treat.

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Stranger: hi
You: NO ASL
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Smart people are possible on this site holy stuff

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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: if you say asl, i swear
Stranger: Rofl i wont
Stranger: hate it
You: lol ok
Stranger: This site is 99% guys that wanna forget
You: yeah
You: its rare to see actual normal people
Stranger: yup
Stranger: Wonder how the inventor of this site thought
You: if it had names we would all be forgeted
You: usernames etc
Stranger: yea
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
 
 
 

You: I like you.
Stranger: how are you
You: Good
Stranger: i like me too
You: I now love you.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i love you too^^
You: Day dirty stuff please.
You: *Say
Stranger: are you female ore male?
You: Female.
Stranger: you lie
You: No.
Stranger: ok
You: Ask about more dirty stuff.
You: Like...10
You: If you catch my drift
Stranger: how oold are
Stranger: i have to know
You: 23
Stranger: tell about you
You: I have a deep interest in men...with...big "Egos"
Stranger: tell me about you body
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
 
 
 

Stranger: ??
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to share personal information online.". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "48633-56" for more information.
 
 
 

Stranger: can you read this strange meassge too
You: Of course.
 
 
 

Stranger: wierd
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "A-367/B". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "34622-57" for more information.
 
 
 

Stranger: i can't read you message
Stranger: i only can read: "he Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "A-367/B". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "34622-57" for more information. "

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: this is not cool
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "287-QA318". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "33456-11" for more information.
 
 
 

Stranger: where are yue from?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to abuse minor by asking to share personal information.". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
 
 
 

This is probably the most longest chat I've had there

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: if you say asl i swear
Stranger: nah im not a creep
You: yay another smart guy
You: 2 in a row
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: no i hate that too
You: ?
You: finding smart people on this site is like lotto tickets
Stranger: ...
Stranger: continue
You: yes and
You: its fun to make fun of asl people
Stranger: i usually act like its an abbriviation for starfish
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah? you knew that i do that
Stranger: your creepy
You: wait, what?
Stranger: that was a really stuffty simile back there
Stranger: finding smart people on this site is like lotto tickets?
You: well
Stranger: what there are a lot of them sold at every store
Stranger: maybe winning lotto tickets
Stranger: that would be good
You: it's rare to win multi-million dollars
You: that's what i meant
You: sorry
Stranger: dont appologize
Stranger: just learn...
Stranger: whats your name
You: i come from somewhere called...
You: primetime TV
Stranger: is that your name
You: not really
You: some call me
You: gourmetburgers
Stranger: whatever primetime you just confuse the hell out of me
You: ok
You: that happens
You: alot
Stranger: direct answer
You: i mean...
Stranger: what is your name
Stranger: for 500 points
You: it is
You: wait
You: ok i got it
You: gourmetburgers
Stranger: you are as bad as those asl guys
Stranger: get a life
You: what?
You: asl guys are
You: loving handicapped
Stranger: so are you
You: cool
Stranger: you are an immature little girl
You: i see
You: how do you feel about that?
Stranger: quit while your ahead before you turn into an internet creep
You: well i mean
You: what?
Stranger: creep
Stranger: creepfile
You: creep bears are not my thing
You: or creeps
Stranger: an old woman who is stuck in her teenage years
You: i thought that was a transmission?
Stranger: and stalks the internet trying to pick up dudes
You: aka Strangers with Candy?
Stranger: a transmission is a dude dressed as a girl you ignorant misinformed child
You: i see, so
You: uhh
Stranger: ...
Stranger: is that how you are going to end your sentence
Stranger: uhh
You: yeah
You: i have a little problem with that
Stranger: you are a loving moron
Stranger: if i was near you right now i'd punch you in the mouth
Stranger: and break your fingers so you cant talk or type
You: i see
Stranger: how would you describe me
You: wait, you would break my fingers and then i can't talk?
You: how is that possible...
Stranger: read above you stupid handicap
You: yeah but in the mouth that would make your teeth fall out
You: rather punch in the throat?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'd punch you in the mouth
You: or whatever
Stranger: that right there makes no sense
Stranger: or whatever
You: i was talking about
You: my above line
Stranger: dude shut the forget up
Stranger: thank you
You: ever wonder how people take so long to type?
You: like you know, writing a book or something
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have never wondered that
You: i've seen it before
You: they would just be stuck there in chat
Stranger: thats awsome
You: i know
You: also on FPS their players are still because they type
You: that's cool right
Stranger: no
You: i was playing Counterstrike and
You: doesn't it feel like the AUG is overpowered?
Stranger: dont care
You: ok
Stranger: please disconnect
Stranger: my disconnect is glitched
You: if you say so
Stranger: so
You: GOODNIGHT CITIZENS OF THE NIGHT
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