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[Muzzles56]

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You: Quack
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This person musnt like ducks

[Ad Bot]

[Jimmg]

D: That made me cry Hollywood, will he ever see her again?

[jirue]

this was the most random one yet


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You: rawr
Stranger: RAwwer
You: RAWWR
Stranger: the game
Stranger: forget you
Stranger: RAWSR
You: WAT D:
You: D:D::D:
Stranger: Wuuuut
Stranger: u just lost it
You: wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuut
You: fu i lost :(
Stranger: haha <3 :D
You: <3 :D
Stranger: ,my /b/rother
You: <4
You: nu
You: nnnnnnnuuuuuuuu
You: i no luk at /b/
Stranger: ooh okey :s
You: :3
Stranger: so ur not a cigarette then? :x
You: lol nu
Stranger: :)))
Stranger: :PPPpppPPp
You: :D:D:D:D:D
You: wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooah
Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGHDHHDHD<SDSF
Stranger: forgetKK YRAH
You: wojddlfkjadfl;kjadfjkl
You: I'm david
You: wergwergwergwerg
You: wergwergwergwegrwgergwergwger gwergwgergwegrwg
Stranger: monday
Stranger: monday
You: that was a david
You: haha
Stranger: IM PHILIP
You: fat david
Stranger: OOOMG
You: PHILIP
You: Lol i'm not really david
Stranger: ur not?
You: nu :3
Stranger: im really philip
You: :O:O
Stranger: yah
You: ur identaty am out
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: yea
You: ur not anomonas animoar
You: osht
Stranger: noope
You: :o;ooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: it feels great
You: a black whole is going to open up
You: and eat your snake
You: :O
Stranger: waaaaaaaat
Stranger: :S
You: :c
Stranger: fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: i'm Jaiden :3
Stranger: you are!? :P
You: yas
You: but i was nevar /b/
You: su
You: black holes cant eat my snakees
You: >:D
Stranger: no dats true
Stranger: hahaheii
Stranger: well...
Stranger: its great to loose my roosterc
You: wy
You: dunt u luv it
Stranger: I D
You: ololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololo lolol
You: :D
Stranger: AMAAGOD
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another strange one

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Stranger: Say hi!
You: no
You: >:o
Stranger: Say no!
You: AND REALLY MEAN IT
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[jirue]

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Stranger: You're a monday and a friend stranger. Kill yourself.
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Oh my, double post :O

[Thorax]

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Stranger:
Ello
You: You're a hobo, what do you do?
Stranger: Drink
Stranger: all day
You: Exits are North south and West
Stranger: I thought it was west
You: You think that West is West
You: You are too drunk to walk
Stranger: Nope its north
Stranger: You're a 76 dark mage!?
You: Thoughts are traveling through your mind, such as West is North and you're wondering if the emptyness is a 76 dark mag
Stranger: indeed
You: It appears you are out off booze
You: What to do?
Stranger: Drive race cars
You: You look around for a race car... You find none.
Stranger: Moon/car/elephant/sun
You: Random thoughts come into your drunken mind, such as "Moon/car/elephant/sun"
You: You manage to stager outside
You: What to do?
Stranger: Piis mai pants... Hic!

You: You yell, '
You: "Piis mai pants" as your pants become increasingly wet
You: You then hiccup violently, killing a dog
Stranger: But the dog is red allready
You: You hear sirens far off
You: You then comment on the redness of the dog
Stranger: And buy a blue cat.
You: You stager to the nearest store (Which happens to be a shoe store) and ask for a blue cat.
You: The assistant gives you a strange look.
You: What to do?
Stranger: Punch him in the face asking for my cat
You: He fly's over a low bench usually used for tying shoes and yell about your cat.
You: He runs to the phone and calls the cop.
You: What to do?

Stranger: I take his pants and put them on my head, I then run out into the street.
You: Stealling his pants, you run into the street and get hit by a car.
You: The man driving the car gets out and wonders if you are ok
You: What to do?
Stranger: I bite his ankle making him part of the homeless infection.
You: You reason that biting his ankle will infect him with some kind of "homeless" virus
You: He just gets mad and kicks you
You: What to do?
Stranger: My mouth starts to bleed, 5 seconds later I see the man start to scream as the infection takes hold of him.
You: You start to halucinate and see him become infected. He runs into the street and is hit by a buffalo
You: His car is empty
You: What to do?
Stranger: I take it and place a grenade in the back seat remebering that I am in vietnam
You: You remember your tour in Vietnam... You take out a grenade you always keep with you (The one your dying friend handed you) and placed it in the back seat of his car. You run away screaming his name.
You: What to do now?
Stranger: Die.
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[Olinaj]

 Oh lol
Stranger: asl
You: 22/fe/CA
You: you?
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: do you love love?
You: no
You: I love being a bitch
You: and ruining lives
Stranger: really?
You: and breaking up with my boyfriend for no reason
You: GOD I MISS HER SO MUCH

[Daffy]

D: That made me cry Hollywood, will he ever see her again?

Stay tuned for next week's episode of Hollywood's Omegle Adventures. All your wonderments would be answered next week so tune in for Hollywood's Omegle Adventures each Monday. Thank you and good night

[Frontrox]

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You: q
Stranger: hi asl
You: q,q,q
You: q?
You: Qqqqqqq,qqqqqqqq!
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You: q
Stranger: a
You: q?
Stranger: a?
You: No q
Stranger: yes q?
You: D:
Stranger: I don't follow.
You: Me nether
Stranger: u nether?
Stranger: oh o
Stranger: no*
Stranger: LEMME GET U SUM LEMONADE
You: YAY
Stranger: YAH BITCH YAH
You: 0.o
Stranger: my mom is a bitch
You: k
Stranger: :|
You: Do you spank her?
Stranger: .....no
Stranger: she's fat
You: oh
You: im sorry
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[qevil]

You: Hello.
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D;

EDIT:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin'?
Stranger: good
Stranger: you
You: ok
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double D;

[troy001234]

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Stranger: why do you do that&
You: Wanna suck my rooster for 50 bucks?
Stranger: you all ill
Stranger: suck my
Stranger: free
You: Naw
You: pusillanimous individual or rooster?
You: pusillanimous individual yes
You: rooster no
Stranger: all of
You: WHAT
You: YOU HAVE BOTH!?
Stranger: my ass
You: Your ass?
Stranger: no? bu i will call friends
Stranger: eh
You: That will take me forever to suck
You: How many friends are you planning?
Stranger: 3 or more
Stranger: you&
Stranger: ?
You: How much will i have to pay for these 'friends'
You: I'll bring a >18 girl group
Stranger: my friends not for sale
You: Hmm
You: Your friend a guy or girl?
Stranger: for entusiasm
Stranger: guys
You: Because that's just a gay orge waiting to happen
You: O SHT
You: NO
You: NOOOOO
You: NONONONONO
Stranger: ho ho ho
Stranger: its joke
You: NOT AFTER WHAT YOUR DAD DID
You: JESUS CHRISTIANITY forget
You: Oh
You: Well then
Stranger: my dad don't do that
You: Your mom?
Stranger: no
You: I heard she got a nice rack
You: Damn
Stranger: you dont know her
You: Ehmm
You: Mrs.Stranger
You: I do think I know her
Stranger: no? its nick of yours
You: So you want to suck my bro's richard?
You: He likes guys
Stranger: zaebal
You: Especially fat ones like you
Stranger: /))
You: he likes the poo clumps hanging from your ass hair
You: So you do?
You: Thats a yes
You: How about you send a video of your boyfriend sucking your richard
You: Yes?
Stranger: no
You: Yes
You: DOIT
Stranger: its not interest
You: DOIT friend
You: So you're saying you do have a boyfriend?
Stranger: friends
You: yes?
You: No boyfriend
You: Like you make out with him
Stranger: zaebal
You: because you're a full blown friend
You: Right?
You: Thats a yes
Stranger: mne POHUY, belive or not
You: Naw
You: You're gay
You: friend
Stranger: its funy
You: I BET YOU HAVE 2 DADDIES
You: YOUR BYFRIEND AND YOUR DAD
You: LOLZ
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: you alway like naw
Stranger: ?
You: WHO'S UR DADDY
You: YOUR BOYFRIEND IS
Stranger: hoe old are you&
Stranger: ?
You: you know what I felt a connection when I entered this chat
You: I felt a very strong connection
You: So you wanna suck a 52 year old child enthusiasts richard?
Stranger: what do you meen
You: I'm 52
You: And like little juicy boys like you
Stranger: its joke?
You: No
You: Not joke
You: Ho
You: SUCK IT
Stranger: ahuet/)
You: SUCK IT HARD
You: IT'S A DINO richard
Stranger: ti zaebal
You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
You: IT TASTES LIKE CANDY
Stranger: im out
You: COME ON
You: PLEEEEEEEEESE
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:0 it took forever to make him shut up

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You: What up /b/ro
Stranger: im horny
You: Me too
Stranger: asl?
You: Lets forget eachother until the sun don't shine
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:C I WANTED TU FUK HEM

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You: LOLZ DIS IS HAO I SAI HAI
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LOLZ IT IZ

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Stranger: hey stranger
You: hey stranger
Stranger: hows it going?
You: asl
You: :D
Stranger: 25 m usa
Stranger: you?
You: 21 f usa
You: I like older boys :)
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: No :(
You: I don't have a camera
Stranger: me either
You: You like to roleplay?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I put on my wizards hat
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O SHT IT'S BLOOD NINJA

[UnknownX]

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You: i love people
Stranger: hello
You: i love you
You: you love me
Stranger: i wuv wootwoooo
You: we are family
Stranger: i wuv woo wong time
You: i watch barney every morning
You: i love that purple dinosaur
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: i liek him inthe afternoon!!!!
You: awesome!
Stranger: Awesome
You: but i still love people
Stranger: ME @
Stranger: 2
You: wow
Stranger: herow
You: you like drugs?
Stranger: some times wheni liek drugs i liek drugs
You: cool
Stranger: btuother tiems i sometimes like them
Stranger: but not other times
You: wow we have so much in common
Stranger: whoooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeee ewhoooooooooooo
You: yayayayayyyyyaayyyyaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Stranger: dduuuuudiiiiiidooooo
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: tooo badd fooorr uuu iii ammmm innn thhheee uuuukool kids klubkk
You: NEVAR
You: lies
Stranger: and blastfomy foamy
Stranger: foam
You: are you gay?
Stranger: not when there are men around
You: orly
Stranger: mrly
You: nowai
Stranger: desu
Stranger: desu
You: i have plants
Stranger: i have pants
You: nome
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well i ahev have pants
You: awesome me too
Stranger: does u have shirt?
You: yes
You: and shoes
Stranger: i ahz no shoes
You: awww
Stranger: yesss sadenninging
You: i have a cake
Stranger: i have crtrl+ c crtrl + v
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If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: wat nowai
Stranger: desu?
You: yesmetoo
Stranger: dum do do?
Stranger: do do
Stranger: didly do
Stranger: whoo hoooo
You: have you been arrested?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have u?
You: no im a cop
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: well still
Stranger: what could you bring on?
You: errr what?
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i am confuesed
You: me too
Stranger: ok
You: lets talk about cake
Stranger: its a lie
You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY PUTTY
You: OXY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
You: ITS A POWERFUL EPOXY
Stranger: SHAM WOW
Stranger: ITS A TOWEL
Stranger: AND WILL MAKE U SAY WOW
You: NOWAI I DIDNT NO THAT
Stranger: well i ahve PANT!!!!!
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: NOU
Stranger: NOME
You: nome :(
Stranger: ok!!!!!!
Stranger: what do u think aboutttt
Stranger: COW love?
You: YES
Stranger: NO AMUBESPOOO
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Stranger: NOME
You: NOME
Stranger: yay
You: look a butterfly
Stranger: look a plan
Stranger: i
Stranger: ian
Stranger: plian
You: orly
Stranger: mrly
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: als
You: aslaslas
You: aslaslalsa
You: salslas
You: aslslals
You: nowai
Stranger: lots snake kockistan
You: dont say asl
Stranger: ALW?
You: 3/likeu/behind you while you pee
Stranger: hehehe iamdez a ryme
Stranger: rhy,e
You: NOWAI
Stranger: NOME
You: JOHN?
Stranger: BOB?
You: YES
Stranger: err BILL
Stranger: errr
You: errr
Stranger: TOM?
Stranger: errrrrrrr
You: CAKE?
Stranger: BOB TOMBA DILLL
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The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
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Stranger: i gtg my mom is calling me to wash her back
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errr? this guy just wouldnt leave... nothing worked on him :/

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You: are you gay?
Stranger: no
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it worked on him though!

[tapemaster21]

This site is amazing, I'm talking to denmark guy.

[Big Brother]

Oh lol. This stuff is so funny.

[UnknownX]

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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: wasup
You: want to buy some of my silly putty?
You: its gooey
Stranger: yea
You: its only $20
Stranger: is it white
You: WTF
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LOL

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: dont say asl...
You: it makes me turn into the hulk
Stranger: asl asl asl asl
You: ARGGG
Stranger: go to hell ********
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D:

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Stranger: i am a male and i am founding webcamlove
You: ...
You: wow
You: O.o
You: want to take off my panties
Stranger: maybe
You: too bad...
You: im not wearing any!
You: want to take off my arm?
Stranger: hah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i am looking for women
You: wow im a lezbian
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: it means you re a women
Stranger: good
You: yes good
You: *starts to take off pants*
Stranger: ok hah
You: *but it reveals i have NO LEGS*
Stranger: sorry..
You: i got them chopped off at the butcher
You: sooo you wanna see a pic of me nude?
Stranger: m o k
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Stranger: sorry i don't mean to hurt u ><
You: wtf
You: whats that
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i don;t know
You: heres the pic
You: www.nudesities.org/5473328
Stranger: i can't check it
You: hello this is BILLY MAYS WITH OXY PUTTY
You: OXY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
Stranger: ?
You: ITS A EPOXY
You: DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME
You: Y/N
Stranger: no sorry
You: AWW
You: DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME CLEANER?
Stranger: no sorry
You: MY AMAZING WASHRAG-O-TRON 3000?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what means?
Stranger: WASHRAG-O-TRON is a word?
You: why is this site filled with strangers?
You: strangers make me sad
You: so you still have that nude picture of me?
You: hello?
You: im ready to be filmed
You: want to play dress up?
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i feel scared now :(

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Stranger: howdy
You: hi im here to annoy you repeadededededlyer
You: are you bob?
Stranger: ;et
Stranger: ;et's
Stranger: let's role play
You: ok
Stranger: im a body builder in a baskin robbins mascot uniform
You: wanna dress up as wizards?
Stranger: secretly
Stranger: hold on let me get my wizard hat
Stranger: and robe
Stranger: *puts on his robe and wizard hat*
You: i cast level 5 sheep spell that turns you into a fuzzy little sheep
Stranger: :O
I cast richard of the infinite and mount you like an elephant
You: cool
You: i cast level 10000 lightning spell that turns you into a bloody mist
Stranger: you're only a level 6 time mage
Stranger: you can't do that
Stranger: but im a level 357 paladin
You: no...
Stranger: I cast
Stranger: mmmmm did you like that?
Stranger: im spent.
You: ...
You: orly
Stranger: ya rly..
You: i will deliver this pizza to you
Stranger: this kinda sucks..bec. we both..know it
Stranger: ima find a new person
You: bah :/
You: bye
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I FOUND BLOODNINJA or someone whose on this forum or who knows about him atleast

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: want to role play?
Stranger: what?
You: lets both be wizards
Stranger: from?
Stranger: age?
You: i cast level 90 pokemon trading card on myself
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they fainted!

[Hollywood]

D: That made me cry Hollywood, will he ever see her again?

I hope so <3