Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Mario71]

You: snake
Stranger: VAGINA
You: ASS
Stranger: HOLE
You: richard
Stranger: rooster
You: SAGGY
Stranger: cigaretteGY
You: BOOBS
Stranger: TITS
You: IN
Stranger: OUT
You: OF
Stranger: FO
You: MY
Stranger: YOUR
You: MOUTH
Stranger: LIPS
You: SPERM
Stranger: SEMEN
You: TESTICLE
Stranger: BALLS
You: THE GAME
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST IT
You: :D
Stranger: D:
You: Do you like mario
Stranger: I'm more of a luigi fan myself
You: I'd give them both a rim job
You: With their fat greasy italian roosters
Stranger: Same here
You: Cool
You: Lets ask them if we can have a four-some
Stranger: Yes, let's
You: Do you play Blockland
Stranger: Occasionally
You: Ingame name and forum name?
Stranger: Ingame: loltuw and forum name: tuwlol
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: what is this i don't even
You: hm
Stranger: mh
You: Repeat Thug Aim three times in real life
Stranger: I JUST LOST THUG AIM
You: My Ingame name is Altruist
You: My forum name is Mario71
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: I'll catch ya there
You: You have RTB?
Stranger: Is that an STD?
You: It's a mod for Blockland
Stranger: Oh, in that case no
You: I'll host on Friday
You: about 4:00 Pm
Stranger: Okay, got it
You: You should get RTB
Stranger: I might
You: Lets you use IRC and download add-ons ingame
Stranger: Cool, I think I will then
You: So what is your real ingame name?
Stranger: Ingame: burlios
You: Alright
You: I'll see you on Friday
Stranger: Same here
You: Bye
Stranger: Bye
You have disconnected.


:D

EDIT: Another

Stranger: wanna share secerts
You: OK
You: I MASTURBATE
You: YOUR TURN
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[Ad Bot]

[Dante77]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: answer me
You: hi
You: i said hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: SAY SOMETH.... nvm
You: hai
You: lall
You: asd
Stranger: hello
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: from
Stranger: male
Stranger: 22
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lesbian?
You: wat is a lesbian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Riot]

Stranger:
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

You: Woah, stop stalking me!

[Dante77]

Stranger: where are you from@@
Stranger: @!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: im from korean
You: cape verde man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mario71]

You: OH DUDE 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT
You: UHHHHH
You: LEVEL 18
You: UH UH
You: UH UH UHHH UH
You: LEATHER BELT LEATHER BELT
Stranger: hunter or rouge?
You: BELT BELT BELT BELT BELT BELT
You: LEVEL 18
You: UH UH
Stranger: forget

[Riot]

I got some spam, wet panties.com or something, cant start new D:

[Block Buster]

So we decided to play this game and see how long the game would last:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Want to play a word game
Stranger: sure
You: I say a word and you add onto it, we try to make a story, you start
Stranger: i dont follow u start
You: ok...
You: I
Stranger: am
You: going
Stranger: to
You: the
Stranger: store
You: to
Stranger: buy
You: some
Stranger: beer
You: for
Stranger: drinking
You: at
Stranger: home
You: with
Stranger: bitches
You: and
Stranger: hoes
You: then
Stranger: forget
You: them
Stranger: all
You: at
Stranger: there
You: mom's
Stranger: house
You: while
Stranger: moom
Stranger: mom
You: watches
Stranger: me
You: and
Stranger: films
You: the
Stranger: loving
You: action
Stranger: dad
You: later
Stranger: comes
You: and
Stranger: joins
You: in
Stranger: on
You: the
Stranger: action
You: and
Stranger: bones
You: the
Stranger: daughter haha
You: while
Stranger: obama
You: joins
Stranger: saying
You: We
Stranger: should
You: do
Stranger: it
You: again
Stranger: and
You: next
Stranger: time
You: do
Stranger: me
You: while
Stranger: mom
You: tapes
Stranger: all
You: the
Stranger: pounding
You: when
Stranger: we
You: see
Stranger: her
You: watching
Stranger: while
You: she
Stranger: cooks
You: dinner
Stranger: and
You: gets
Stranger: breakfast
You: at
Stranger: ihop
You: while
Stranger: you
You: are
Stranger: being
You: a
Stranger: bitch
You: and
Stranger: gets disconnected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Thorax]

-snip-

Awesome. I had one, but I saved it at school and BL forums is blocked there, so... :(

[Block Buster]

Awesome. I had one, but I saved it at school and BL forums is blocked there, so... :(

Yea I don't get why it is message boards are blocked at school when there is nothing wrong with blockland forum.

[Thorax]

The only forums left unblocked for me to use at school is acidmods, but I can't do much considering I don't have any electronics sitting infront of me.

[Tickle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny lesbianHorny lesbian
You: Your IP has been logged by FBI because you are a loving horny lesbian idiot.
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[IsaacKronenFaust]

You: Howdy.
Stranger: we eat a carrot         A. stem or B. Root?
You: It's a root.
Stranger: this 8=D
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stuffhead...


Stranger: you talk so hip you're twisting my melon, man!
You: Hello?
Stranger: yo.
Stranger: what is life?
You: Life is over there.
Stranger: what is love?
You: Love is not here...
You: I Hope not. :S
Stranger: when is right?
You: Not left.
Stranger: what is the most essential component of your life?
You: Water.
Stranger: when is right?
You: Nothing...
Stranger: who is spain?
You: Who is a country?
Stranger: why was Riddler?
You: Why was he what?
Stranger: dont answer a question with a question!
Stranger: why was Riddler?
You: It's Jeopardy, I'll answer with a question.
You: Who is a dictator?
Stranger: its anything but jeopardy.
Stranger: where o where are the lemmings of yesteryears?
You: You're in Jeopardy.
Stranger: no! your in jeopardy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: EU SOU BRASILEIRA , COM MUITO ORGULHO , COM MUITO AMOR !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mario71]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ok
You: 546/Alien/Mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kevdude]

You: Hello
Stranger: would you do me a favor?
You: What is it?
You: ...
Stranger: would you
Stranger: suck
Stranger: my
Stranger: shoelaces
You: How much money we talking about?
Stranger: 20 dollars for each shoelace
You: ...
You: Tempting
Stranger: they are cherry flavored..
You: OH GOD YES

[coolkid]

:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male?
You: yes
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: single?
You: yes
Stranger: horny?
You: yessss
Stranger: awesome!!
You:  This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureo of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.