Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 114505 times)

Is that just a random ip?

Edited Reg's a bit.

You: hi!
Stranger: Sup!
You: I like omegle.
Stranger: Good for you.
Stranger: I like crystal meth.
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit drugs to minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "05389-42" for more information.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hii
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you
You: Pleasent
You: Thank you
Stranger: male or famele ?
You: Male
You: Y tu?
Stranger: male
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :s
You: WHAT?
You: WHY?
You: WE WERE BECOMING SUCH GREAT FRIENDS!
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Vagina
Stranger: i just accidentally 40 dollars in pennies
You: What?
You: There was no verb in that sentence
Stranger: so i herd u liek mudkipz
You: Yes
You: I like them a lot
Stranger: wud u forget a mudkipz?
You: POKEMON
Stranger: i think pokemon is a pretty cool guy. eh captures those monsters and doesn't afraid of anything
You: No silly
You: Pokemon is the monsters
You: Ash is the trainer
Stranger: how silly of me
You: YES
You: loving SILLY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello friend
Stranger: Question if you find a dead person and then cut them up keep them in your freezer and feast on their flesh, you know times are tough, whats the fine for that
You: Well was he a bad person?
Stranger: no he was good to his family althought distant at times
You: Well it seems that was not fine
Stranger: but i just found him
Stranger: its not like i actually killed him
You: Report it to the police
You: Kill an animal andd eat
Stranger: animals are to fast
You: Not all
Stranger: yes they are squirrels are unpossible to catch
You: Do you own a gun?
Stranger: yes
You: Shoot the squirrel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

they should have nimp.org blocked :cookieMonster:

You: Hello
Stranger: would you do me a favor?
You: What is it?
You: ...
Stranger: would you
Stranger: suck
Stranger: my
Stranger: shoelaces
You: How much money we talking about?
Stranger: 20 dollars for each shoelace
You: ...
You: Tempting
Stranger: they are cherry flavored..
You: OH GOD YES
Win.

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say asl and i will rip your guts out and loving beat you with them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl???????????????
You: hi
You: girl???????????????????
Stranger: no
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: girl???????????????
You: girl???????????????????
Stranger: no
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOLd

Stranger: say hi
You: hi?
Stranger: ohh so this is one of THOSE conversations
You: hahahaha no.
Stranger: like whatsup? nm u? and conversations over
You: I'm just willing you to say everything I expect you to say
Stranger: asl? are you HORNY?
Stranger: happy now?
You: that would be hot.
You: (no kidding)
Stranger: you know what I find interesting?
You: look up the word "raunchy".
Stranger: no time no time no time! CLEAN CUP CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWNNNN!
You: NO IM JESUSFCKFCKFCK I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR IDLE BANTER GOODBYE
*you have disconnected*

I was low on inspiration.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Sumbady say batman
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What

EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~

You: How
Stranger: 야
Stranger: ㅅㅂ
Stranger: 뒤질래
You: D:
Stranger: 잠ㅋ수하지마
Stranger: ㅅㅂ라
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 08:46:01 PM by Tremrist »

I got one to say:

Stranger: Lack of grammar is a terrible thing.

And now my mission is complete.

Oh my god lol


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: The Game!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh my god lol


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: The Game!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

forget you.
I just lost.

Amusing:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HALVO?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I didn't clip anything out.

EDIT: even shorter

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: first post
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 09:02:04 PM by GhostOfBetaTapes »

You: Hello.
Stranger: forget me
Stranger: not literly
Stranger: I messd something up
You: Are you gay
 You have been disconected from.

All according to plan.

Moar.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I LIKE UNICORNS AND PONIES
Stranger: understandable
You: DO YOU LIKE THEM TOO!!!!!
Stranger: nope not really
Stranger: i like killing people
Stranger: lots of people
You: UNICORNS ARE PONIES WITH I CREAM CONES ON THEIR HEAD!!!!!!
You: love IS LIKE KILLING PEOPLE!!!!! IT IS FUN!!!!!!!
Stranger: not as fun as dead babies
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
You: love
Stranger: wow
You: love
You: ISN'T IT FUN :D
Stranger: yes
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: but i like to kill people better
Stranger: ...and then have love
You: Okay cut the stuff.
You: I know you don't kill people and I know I don't have love....yet.
You: So shut the forget up about it and drop the act.
Stranger: ???
Stranger: wtf mate
Stranger: wtf mate
You: I want answers and I want them now.
You: Do you kill people?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ;)
You: I thought so.
You: You still won't drop the act.
Stranger: are u familiar with the term
Stranger: "omeglalove"
Stranger: like loveting
Stranger: but with omegla
You: Am I because I think I do.
You: Are you gay.
Stranger: oh really...
Stranger: no
You: That's to bad.
Stranger: you dont even kno what gender i am
You: I think I do.
You: Look behind you...
Stranger: OH *****
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You: But I think you have bigger problems on your hands just wait you'll see...
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 09:31:42 PM by Mr.LoLHaX »