Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 114176 times)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: SLOW DOWN I'M NEW AT THIS
You: You almost scared me away!
Stranger: Oh, I'm glad I didn't.
You: You shouldn't come off so clingy on the first omegle!
Stranger: Alright. But I need your help. You see, I'm looking for a person.
You: I'm right here, silly.
Stranger: A person that will teach me in the finest of arts, that is to say, orange packing. Could you help me find a person that can teach me the wonders of packing delicious orange spheres into a box?
You: WOAH HOLD THE REIGNS
You: Orange packing?
You: No way...
Stranger: I hear that it's the hip new thing.
You: I do not believe this.
Stranger: Would you believe me if I told you I was an obese chicken named Ducky with the coloration of a wood duck?
You: This must be part of that exotic asian culture.
You: I totally would if you could prove your orange packing abilities.
You: That would be the only way.
Stranger: You are very wise.
You: Aye, and you... if you are truly Ducky.
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Well, it was nice talking with you, but I have to search for a sensei. I bid thee farewell, and may thine journeys be fruitful!
You: Aye, farewell Ducky!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you
You: ?
Stranger: Igor, 15, M, Brazilian
Stranger: and u?
You: Who am I? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Stranger: u're gay?
You: What? No.

God damn these people who have never seen V for Vendetta.

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God damn these people who have never seen V for Vendetta.
Lol'd
Edit: They have.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello :)
You: Hi.
Stranger: What brings you here this time of day?
You: I am ill, The flu.
You: Well, It also depends where YOU live.
You: I live in england.
Stranger: I live in Sweden.
You: And I can assure you, I mean you no harm.
Stranger: Allright, that's good to know
Stranger: Even if can't really figure out a way in which you would be able to inflict it, were you actually wanting to harm me
You: You make good points.
You: I am argued to ask you Who you are, But I will refrain.
Stranger: It's not that hard to answer
Stranger: I'm Stranger
Stranger: You are You
You: No,
You: Who am I? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Good movie.
Stranger: Or whatever it originally was.
You: Indeed.
You: Of cource you can,
You: I am not doughing your vison, I am meerly remarking upon the paradox that is to ask a man in a mask, WHO HE IS
You: God I love that love.
You: *Moive, not lovr
You: WFdfsdfsdv
Stranger: I know, me too
You: V is so witty
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Q0dfrbr10&feature=related
Stranger: He is indeed.
You: This is outstanding,
You: Its V for vendetta in a typograpihic form.
Stranger: Ill check it out
Stranger: Brilliant indeed.
You: mm hmm.
You: I have to go,
You: Bye.
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« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 02:17:17 PM by Megaguy »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f-m
You: Either
You: What do you prefer?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey baby
You: Hai sweety
You: How was your day?
Stranger: are you a naughty boy?
You: Hell yes
Stranger: oh i like that......aaaaahhhhh
You: yum
You: yumyum
Stranger: ooooohhhhhh yessssssssssssssssssssssss
You: aaaahhhh yum
Stranger: what are you yumming for????
You: for you baby
Stranger: my wet pusillanimous individual?
You: YUM
Stranger: what do you want me to do now big boy?
You: Guess what
Stranger: Your snake is twelve inches?
You: No silly
You: 70 inch
Stranger: oh stop teasinng...
Stranger: on my
Stranger: thats big
Stranger: did i get you that big??
You: i have costum made pants
Stranger: what the hell?
You: what
Stranger: baby i'm horny and i just want to suck your richard. I don't give a stuff about your costum made pants
Stranger: I want to lick, bite and chew on your richard.
You: like gum
Stranger: and swallow your cum all day
You: like milk baby
Stranger: By the way before I left, I just wanted you to know that I'm a 56 year old male from kansas. Thnks for talking to me baby ;)
You: Bye babe
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am doing pretty miserably right now.
Stranger: why?
You: I got Strep Throat.
Stranger: that's bad
You: Yeah... I got mouth raped for a little while yesterday, so it's kinda soar.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: what are you here for?
You: I am just Bored, have nothing to do
Stranger: f /m ?
You: What?
Stranger: girl orguy/
Stranger: ?
You: Guy
Stranger: im feeling a lil wet
Stranger: wanna drench me?
You: So I take it you are Female
You: Umm...
You: sure>
You: sure?
Stranger: howd you wanna do this?
You: I don't even know who you are so...
Stranger: jeez youre turning me off
You: Well, I kinda have a Girlfriend...
Stranger: have you guys done it?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is she good?
You: Very much so.
Stranger: how long was it
You: 2-3 hours
You: she likes torture
Stranger: forget.. that just broke my record
You: :D
Stranger: but i hate tortures.
Stranger: so youre a whack huh? awesome
You: :)
Stranger: im gonna go masturbate elsewhere, play rough keep her close honey yeah?
You: Yeah, okay
You: Later
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Lol...... I are very gewd faker :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there!
You: what
You: Derp
You: TYPE YOU
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whaT?
You: No, i said
You: Derp
You: you said
You: haha.
Stranger: okey?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i dont get it
You: IT WASNT A JOKE
You: D:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: The Game
Stranger: um?
You: THE GAME
You: NAO
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Stranger: ASL
Me: Age: 99k, love: Both, Location: Everywhere Yet Nowhere
Stranger: oic...
Stranger: so how does you love life work out then?
Me: Disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i purge native americans and u
You: Oh lawd lol.
You: i purge my system regularly.
Stranger: i eradicate protohumans as a hobbie
Stranger: with chemicals
You: then you'd be the brainchild of the national socialist party
Stranger: its lots of fun
Stranger: ausrotten die juden auf gaswagon schnell
You: national socialists. the best at eliminating subhumans with chemicals since 1919.
You: 1939*
Stranger: i wish the pope would of killed all of the arabs
You: dey suk yo
You: allah is not gangsta, despite their horrible propaganda
Stranger: its a deathcult
You: look at the first 1200 years of christianity. the crusades. spanish inquisition.
Stranger: wat about it
Stranger: they had the right idea to eradicate protohumans
You: :cookieMonster:
Stranger: its different when protohumans are used by a deahtcult for world domination
You: christians do this also.
Stranger: it orders that all muslims reclaim all of allahs land
You: mexicans.
Stranger: no
You: so many mexicans.
Stranger: mexicans are native americans
Stranger: with spainard blood
Stranger: native americans are a joke
You: so they're the bastard child of two inferiors
Stranger: they all believe in 2012 like a cult
Stranger: me?
Stranger: im pure
Stranger: oh
You: hey media, look at this! great event making lots of money!
Stranger: most of mexican are
You: we honestly thought that y2k was an inevitability. everyone has their superstitions.
Stranger: media is controlled by kikes that push monday culture to profit off of materialism
Stranger: they desensitive our youth
Stranger: they turn our little girls into sluts
Stranger: and our men into petty criminals because the cuture that the kikes push
You: talk to micheal jordon. he sells shoes to kids in ghettos, where they are then murdered for them. and he's getting rich off of it
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: its pathetic how easily people are brainwashed so to speak
You: welcome to humanity. and religion.
Stranger: did you know that females cant produce logic anywhere near the same level as men
Stranger: thats why our forefathers denined them rights
Stranger: we have different brain chemistry
You: proven fact: Men have larger brains, but women have larger centers for emotions and senses as such
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and the most genetically evolved female will still be stupider than a male monday
You: probably. but all they do is tit flash and men will do anyinthg.
You: anything
Stranger: their is a graph and data somewhere that proves it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: they are genetic husks
Stranger: thats all
You: carrier for sperm
Stranger: they are only as good as their genes
You: hey, at least they make good salespeople.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: but shed have to be perfect to fool me
You: making music in the industry: sing a little bit, play a few notes, and be in skimpy clothing as a woman. ??? profit
You: look at beyonce
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: and this has to be the longest, actually decent chat I've had in a month
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: alot of idiots on here
You: all I ever hear is M/FF????, ASL//?, or WHERE ARE U FROM?
Stranger: lol yeah
You: at least make it interesting, like
Stranger: horny lonely virgins
You: chick or richard?
Stranger: lol
You: but anyways
Stranger: i try and make them depressed and stuff whenever i get them
You: its too easy, it really is
Stranger: i fool them
Stranger: and play along
Stranger: but then
Stranger: when the time is right
You: HUGE TIP: Use emotes a hell of a lot. They'll be eating out of your hand.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good idea
You: it happened to me four times, and I wasn't even trying. :C
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: do u think WWIII will happen
You: its only a matter of time
Stranger: like russia and china vs europe and usa
You: and whether it will end to allow WW4
You: or if we'll wipe each other off the planet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not if i whipe them out first
You: What I recently heard from a very young kid: "When I grow up, I want to be a genetic engineer. That way I can make a zombification disease and put it in China."
You: I gave him a hug
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: his grandpa must of been a vet, mine hated the asians
You: i think he read too many zombie books as of late, probably World War Z
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: that make for a good movie
You: plus with all the recent spikes in zombie culture, along with the rest of superstitions, its bound to happen
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i love twlight
You: i love twilight too
Stranger: really???!
You: ;3
Stranger: lmfao
You: got you going there
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u did
You: but no, I would just as soon murder the producers then watch that movie
Stranger: hahahhaa
Stranger: vampires are just canabals
Stranger: i mean im sure they existed
Stranger: thought they could become stronger if they ate ppl
Stranger: like the indians
Stranger: eating stuff to get its power
Stranger: its had to of happen
Stranger: now their is a movie about romance vampires
Stranger: lmfao
You: spoiler: she becomes a vampire. tell your friends!
Stranger: hahaha
You: she also bites off and eats his richard. but that was censored after
Stranger: im sure theyve all seen it by now
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: ud probabbly die
Stranger: from loss of blood
You: vampires don't get erections, not enough blood to begin with
Stranger: than life would be meaningless!!
Stranger: i hopei dont get that problem when im older
Stranger: id become so sad
You: oh jesus. the term eating her out just got a whole lot more painful
Stranger: ahahahahha
You: and there's always viagra my friend
You: there's always viagra
You: anyhoo, whatchaupto, sabatoging the government I hope
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i have to go
You: kay
You: good chat bro
Stranger: thnx for the entertainment
You: only one I've ever saved.
You: in 6 months lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: : ) cya

Here's mine. I don't know if it's against the rules for me to keep the link in...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: Mm...
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
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