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[Healbadbad]

Here's mine. I don't know if it's against the rules for me to keep the link in...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: Good
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: Mm...
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
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I got that twice

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[Dante77]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19 male england
You: i like boys
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EDIT: Insulting a bot is fun :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: no
You: gauy
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: forget you
You: gay
You: starfish
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: puto
You: gay
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[Mario71]

Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: forget YOU
You: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: GIVE ME NUDES BITCH
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: YS
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: MORE NUDES PL0X
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[Comatose]

Somebody gave me a mediafire link to see them nude.

EDIT: Ok, who the hell was it? I knew it was one of you.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love vaginas!
You: Are you from Blockland?
Stranger: ...Where is it?
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[Joker Card]

Somebody gave me a mediafire link to see them nude.

Do want

[Comatose]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go
Stranger: LOve to
You: Go
You: Go
You: Go
You: Go
You: Go
You: Go
Stranger: just tell me where
You: Go
You: To Istanbul.
You have disconnected

[Riot]

  Me and a girl named Olivia talked for hours, it was fun :D

 You: HI!
You: I know you!
Stranger: conversation sounds lovely
You: your name starts with a A-Z
Stranger: you know me?
Stranger: oh my yes it does!
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... *Ehhem*  Srry that was my snake talking...
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: hehe
You: :c
Stranger: Well can you guess the let of my namee?
You: 8=/ /=>
You: ok, your a girl?
Stranger: yess siree
You: :3
You: mmm
You: s?
Stranger: what?
You: Starts with S?
Stranger: nopee
You: :C
You: *claws at wall*
Stranger: claws at the wall?
You: yeah
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: whys thatt
You: when I scratch the wall from angers :v
Stranger: :o ohhh
Stranger: by the way
Stranger: thats a hint
You: Im.. im a Hobbit :D
Stranger: llol
You: Angela?
Stranger: nooo
You: D:
Stranger: it's Olivia
You: :V
You: I lost de game
Stranger: sowy
You: Whats me name? *hint: I was a Greek general that served Alexander the great'ss :3
You: I r time traveler
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: philp?
You: Dimitry :c
Stranger: o0o0o0o0o
You: oh well, we both lost
Stranger: thats a great name!!!
You: :o
Stranger: o0o0o0o Dimitry....
Stranger: i love it
You: I have long hair so I imagine my self as the God of rock name Thor rocking out on a mountain shaped like a stone fist above the sea of clouds :D
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: so you like rock?
You: All moosic is fief for me
You: srry  lol
You: All music is fine for meh
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: moosic
You: :o
Stranger: it's  alright
Stranger: i make tons of typos
Stranger: when i'm delirious
You: yar :D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: so what were we talking about, Dimitry?
Stranger: god I LOVE THAT NAME
You: Some Hobbit that... wait I need to be a Hobbit D:
You: I want to live in a Hobbit hole, their awesome. wait I get picture of one of their house
Stranger: ohh
You: Their awesome :o
Stranger: be right back!
Stranger: i need to get something
You: okays
Stranger: i'm back!
You: :D
You: The links are being weird, I cant get it D:
Stranger: :O
You: Search Hobbit hole :D
Stranger: haha
You: images
You: :o
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: o0o0o
Stranger: they look pretty
You: Yar, I need to be 4ft tall thought :c
You: tIm 6.1 D:
Stranger: :O
Stranger: whoa you'd tower over me
You: too tall D:
Stranger: i'm 5'6
You: I've eaten these vitamins when I was a kid, a whole jar in one day because they were gummy bears, now I growing out of control
Stranger: o0o0o
You: taller than my dad now
Stranger: whoaa
Stranger: there
Stranger: so you're more so a giant
You: I need a hobbit cave now, cold and damp :C
Stranger: :o
You: :p
You: :c
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dimitry the giant
You: lol
Stranger: heehee
Stranger: i can;t get over how awesome your name isss
You: I like olives :D
Stranger: haha
You: Great on Pizza
Stranger: hmm dimitry sounds like it could be italian too
You: Greek too
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then again many words are greek
You: yeah :o
You: The Ancient world
Stranger: :o
You: Explain the place where you want to live, it cant be some city house but some great kingdom
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: does it have to be a mythical kingdom?
You: sure if you want
You: Mine is sorta :D
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: my kingdom would be
You: :o
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: i'm thinking of a good name for it
Stranger: then i'll describe it
You: okies
Stranger: it'd be
Stranger: Olivilo
You: :o
Stranger: it would be majestic
You: Thats my favorite word D:
Stranger: and have flaws just like the real world
Stranger: and there would be ligers, and hobbits
You: :D
You: I R giant hobbit
Stranger: and there would be peace campaigning
Stranger: anddd
Stranger: some girls would have some characteristics of guys. only some. and they would bug guys for asl and nude pics. and some guys would be disgusted
Stranger: lol
You: :D
You: I think some people do that here D:
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it'd make my kingdom more interesting
You: flying ships with sails, waterfalls that fall from floating sky Islands?
Stranger: yes
You: :D
Stranger: colorful clouds
You: green
Stranger: fairies playing instruments in the skys
You: blue?
Stranger: alll the colors
Stranger: the clouds would change like mood rings
You: black clouds :C
Stranger: yep
Stranger: with good comes bad
Stranger: it makes it all the more perfect
You: yar
You: Can I come in? :c
Stranger: but of course
Stranger: i mean you're a giant hobbit
Stranger: anddd you're names dimitry
You: yar
You: and here is my story.... "opens a dusty old book"
You: A hero, not an ordinary here. Lived and prospered beyong the sea of clounds on the peak of Mount Megrona in the majestic valled of the golden sun.
Stranger: *deeply listens*
You:  thats it :c
You: lol I had some errors
You: I fix
You: A hero, not an ordinary hero. Lived and prospered beyong the sea of clounds on the peak of Mount Megrona in the majestic valle of the golden sun.
You: darn D:
You: its valley
Stranger: don't fret
Stranger: i can make way more typos then you....
You: Its 2am where I lives :c
You: I r tired so its my basic stoof :c
Stranger: oh... don't even get me started
Stranger: last night
Stranger: i had this big congress thingy
You: yes?
Stranger: and i got no sleep for 4 days
Stranger: and
You: yeas? :o
Stranger: i got so delirious that my eyes could focus. i had no control over them. my knees gave out when i was walking down a stair case. i was stumbling every where. my right eye started twitching
You: :o
Stranger: and 4 people asked me why i looked so lost and confused
Stranger: then i spaced out while looking at a candle
You: I love that
Stranger: and apparently i had a conversation with my friend
Stranger: and she got me to say things
Stranger: i wouldn't
Stranger: and i didn't remember it
You: the spaced out part with candle
Stranger: heh heh
You: Can you use Youtube?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, you want to listen to what space and the cosmos sound like?
You: Its the most majestic thing ever
Stranger: sure
You: ok wait :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: the moral of my little story
Stranger: is i'm completely in a daze when i'm sleepy
You: right :o
You: ok you ready to listen to what the endless echoe of the universe sounds like?
You: Its kinda scary at first, but its like nature making music
Stranger: alrighty :)
You: ok :D
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs  :O
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: my eyes got heavy
Stranger: thats sorta relaxing
You: Its amazing
Stranger: agree
You: Saturn scared me :C
You: it makes a scary sound :C
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFFGdTI9KeA&feature=related
Stranger: jupiter is mesmerizing
You: Saturn is screaming
You: listen to its groans
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: it reminds me of when your ears pop on a plane
You: It scared me :c
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: that was strange
You: It was screaming :c
Stranger: :o
You:  If I were to go into space, and to hear that sound on a "out of ship" mission, I'd probably just float away because the sound is amazing
Stranger: me too. i've never heard this before
You: spaced out for hours, and to not notice me not breathing while watching the stars slowly pass by
Stranger: hmm
You: frozen for ever, to float out of our galaxy
Stranger: sounds relaxing
You: If you stick your hand out for one second in space you'll get frost bite in seconds
Stranger: whoa.
You: imagine the pain when you open your eyes
Stranger: eeeek
Stranger: do you study outer space
You: the scary thing is, it will happen in the future to someone on a space mission :c
Stranger: :o
You: I dont study it, but i love it
Stranger: good for you.
You: I want to become a designer
You: a giant hobbit designer
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: a giant hobbit designer who knows a lot about speace
Stranger: sace
Stranger: space*
Stranger: ugh
You: lol
Stranger: there go the typios
Stranger: typs
Stranger: typos*
You: :c
You: that was fast :o
Stranger: i'm strange
You: look at this, i love this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntRbQZlj3Q
Stranger: o0o0o
Stranger: this sounds so pretty
You: Then this is my second fav...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
You: post yours after :D
Stranger: does it have to be violin ?
You: lol, I like guitars
You: or choirs
Stranger: i sing in a choir
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: we released a cd recently
You: :o
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: do you like the piano?
You: yes
You: Have you heard of Enya?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cFEHM9yMw
You: :o
You: Ah, I know this song :D
Stranger: i love that song
You: Well, everyone heard of it :o
Stranger: it's my one of my favorite beethovens
You: what did he call it before?
Stranger: i'm not sure about that.
Stranger: all i know is i love moonlight sonata
Stranger: lol
You: hmm
You: you play games before?
Stranger: what kind of games?
You: anykind, xbox?
Stranger: ps1 ps2 ds gameboy gameboy advance. an occasional game on the brothers xbox
Stranger: lol
You: lawl :D
You: Have you heard of Halo?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: never played it
You: Its a great game, changed the world
You: amazing theme music too
Stranger: i heard it does
You: its not like any game i've played
You: Great story line about a ring wirld about the size of Earth
You: created millions of years ago
You: the Humans find it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe i'll check it out
Stranger: somtime
Stranger: somethine
Stranger: sometime*
You:  maybe, you play Mario?
Stranger: MARIO
Stranger: hehehehehe
Stranger: i love maeo
Stranger: mario*
Stranger: ugh damn typs
You: :D
Stranger: typos
You: Luigi
Stranger: :D
You: Wait I have something for you, brb
Stranger: oky doky
Stranger: i'm getting tired
Stranger: rawr
You: Me too :C
You: Ok
You: Listen tho this and tell me what you think   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltAGuuru7Q
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i;ve heard this
Stranger: it's so mellow
You: He died :c
Stranger: :'(
You: Thats his resting music
You: His final song before he died :'(
Stranger: thats so sad
You: Can you play games on your computer?
Stranger: hmmm not really.
You: videogames?
Stranger: aww this poor guy
You:  There is an online lego, building, online, multiplayer game
You: people build houses together and stuff
You: its really fun watch this
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxXAPBUGgs
You: Its called Blockland
Stranger: i;m getng sleppy
Stranger: getting
Stranger: sleepy
Stranger: one sec
You: D:!
You: Its a great game
Stranger: heehee elgos
Stranger: legos
Stranger: ***
You: elgos :D
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm feling dierious
Stranger: oh god
You: Get on the forum my name is Riot on there if you want
Stranger: i medded that sentence up
Stranger: messed*
You: its a fun game
You: :C
Stranger: lokks that waht
Stranger: way*
Stranger: looks*
You: huh? D:
Stranger: wah?
You: Im so confoosed D:
Stranger: huhhh?
Stranger: why are you confsed?
Stranger: confsued
Stranger: confused*
You: lol
You: join the the game :D
Stranger: maybe laer
Stranger: lter
You: :C
Stranger: later*
Stranger: o'm cinda feeling sleepy
Stranger: i'm*
Stranger: kinda8
You: its 3am here :C
Stranger: UGHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: :O
You: :o wot?
You: D:
Stranger: huh?
You: ono D:
Stranger: i'm confused
You: join all teh fun :3
Stranger: erghh
You: aaargh!
Stranger: mm
You: mmmlargh!
Stranger: noise*
You: :o
Stranger: hehe
You: wow :D
Stranger: wow whq5
Stranger: waht*
Stranger: what*
You: <(-_-)>
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: tell me
You: Yoda :D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yawn*
You: *yawn*
You: My name is Shnarf now
You: You have Facebook?
Stranger: mye
You: ?
You: :o
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: ugh i'm so sleepy nowh
Stranger: now8
Stranger: *
You: facebook+youtube+twitter= You Face Twit  :D
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahah
You: I just made that up :C
You: you have myspace?
Stranger: no
Stranger: muspace
Stranger: hahaha
You: twitter?
You: :o
Stranger: yesssirree
You: moosir D:
You: I donts :C
Stranger: aww
You: Ima cry nou >:C
Stranger: huhh?
You: :o
Stranger: i should go soon
You: Yeah, im yawning
Stranger: i'm getting vry sleppy
Stranger: very*
Stranger: sleepy*
Stranger: ugh typs
You: vry sleepish Ir ams
Stranger: typos*
You: :D
You: Im having a stroke, wait it'll be over in a second
Stranger: a steke!
Stranger: a stroe!
Stranger: a sktoe
You: lol
Stranger: a strokE!
Stranger: UGHHHHHH
Stranger: see
You: my brain blood is dying :C
Stranger: i toldu i fve issuses
You: *dead*
Stranger: :(
You: RIP
Stranger: din't scare me
You: "Here is deh one person dat died from a strokes, yeh"
Stranger: :(
You:  I wonder what my spinal fluid looks like
Stranger: my heas spininng
You: maes toos D:
Stranger: i;m sole
Stranger: ugh
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4zMvE6FH4
Stranger: interstgn
You: E-mom
Stranger: haha
You: It has twitter in there :D
Stranger: lololol
You: lol
You: my thumb hurts!!!!
You: D:!!!!!!
Stranger: :((
Stranger: my eyes hurt
You: I cant sleep, i cut off too much nail on it D:
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i thnk i better go
You: bit off kinda D:
Stranger: i'm nodding off
You: okays
You: bai D:
Stranger: :(
You: :o
Stranger: i'll mees you
You: me toos
Stranger: dimitry <3 (hottest name ever)
You: Olivia
You: gotcha
Stranger: night!
You: bies
Stranger: nightt
You: *wavees*
Stranger: waves*
You: good nights
Stranger: byee
You: I found a brown recluse spider on my bed once :D
You: Well that was years ago, nevermind bai
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[SuperToxic]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i`m male
You: I'm mail
You: :D
You: deliver me pl0x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skill4life]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :)
You: ASSCOKIES>f
You: awelfo[awjkegk;jaerghf'
You: afg
Stranger: o-o
You: Huh what?
You: That was my dog, sorry.
Stranger: Lol.
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: 18.
You: So...
Stranger: Looking for lovey guy
You: We gonna have love or what?
You: :3!
Stranger: To play around with.
You: Cookies.
Stranger: Sure
You: and biscuits.
Stranger: Where?
Stranger: I have
Stranger: Curves.
You: Try to put your boobs through the monitor so i can see them.
Stranger: Lol..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Azerath]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HoRnY
You: MaYbE.
Stranger: m o f
You: Both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skill4life]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: Awesome, and scared.
Stranger: Lovely combination. Why scared?
You: Well...
You: I just, pooped. Everywhere
You: And they're walking
You: Upstairs.
You: THEY'RE GOING FOR THE TOILET
You: MARCH MEN
You: FREEDOOM
Stranger: Lawlz.
Stranger: You should only do one tab of acid at a tim my friend.
You: Wait, theres a limit?
You: forget!
Stranger: forget
You: JESUS
You: CHRIST.
You: MOTHER OF loving GOD.
Stranger: HOLY BLACK GAY JESUS
You: HOLY KING LEONIDUS
Stranger: HOLY LESBIAN MOTHER MARRY
You: THIS IS MADNESS.
Stranger: NO!!!!!
You: WHAT
Stranger: THIS IS
You: OSHT.
Stranger: OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--
You: DONT DO IT.
Stranger: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
You: FUUUUUUU-
You: Darn.
Stranger: 8D
You: Well played.
You: What the hell is 8D suspose to mean? rooster and chode?
You: BALLS
You: ABND
You: CHODe
Stranger: How'd you know?
Stranger: SO Ummmmm.
You: Well, i am jesus.
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO JESUS
You: MY BREAST ARE TO LARGE TO TAKE PICS.
You: I'LL TELEPORT TO YOU.
You: OR
You: I'll shove them through my monitor so you see them.
Stranger: YUM I SEE THEM
You: AREN'T THEY JUICY?
Stranger: GOBBLE GOBBLE
You: DID YOU NOTICE THE THIRD NIPPLE?
Stranger: The moar the better.
You: I AGREE.
You: I have a vagina with teeth.
You: Rawr.
Stranger: I have a vagina with... other vaginas!
You: OMGAWD.
You: VAGINA TO THE POWER OF VAGINA.
You: IS
You: VAGINAVAGINA
Stranger: lawl'd
You: Hmm.
You: I have no clue which way this conversation is going.
You: North... or west.
You: Wait, what way is north!?!
Stranger: IT IS SOUTH YOUNG CHILD
You: BUT
You: AGHH.
You: I don't even know anymore.
You: Use the rooster.
Stranger: EWW NO
You: WHY THE forget NOT.
Stranger: I'm a lesbo, hoe~
You: I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GARDENING TOOL
You: YAY.
Stranger: NO WAIIIIII
You: YARR.
Stranger: hey hey
You: yes yes?
Stranger: Guess whut?
You: YOUR A LESBO?
You: Amirite?
Stranger: Yeeeeah~!!!
You: HOYL stuff
You: I AM JESUS
You: Wait, yes.
You: i am.
You: Ask me another question.
Stranger: OKAY
You: YUS.
Stranger: Uhhhh
Stranger: http://www.clopin.be/wp-content/o_rly_owl.jpg
Stranger: It's not dirty.
You: It sounds dirty.
You: Seen it.,
Stranger: SO DOES YOUR FACE
You: OHOHOH
You: NICE JOB, SMART ONE.
You: You heard my face.
Stranger: Yay I'm smart <3 <3 <3
You: BUT HOW
You: YOU CANT SMELL MY FACE.
You: I DONT HAVE A FACE
You: MY FACE IS A NIPPLE.
Stranger: YOUR FACE IS A NIPPLE YOU SAY?!
You: YUS.
Stranger: WELL THE I SAY TO HELL WITH NONE FACIAL NIPPLES!!!
Stranger: Wait,... whut? Eeegaags
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: i dunno.
You: I got confused on that sentence
Stranger: Me too. . .
Stranger: Let pretend it didn't happen.
You: kk.
You: HEY REMEMBER THAT SENTENCE YOU SAID ABOUT 8 LINES AGO?
You: PRETTY RANDOM AND UNORGANIZED HUH.
Stranger: OH HOLY PIE
You: HOW'D YOU SEE MY PIE? ONLY I JESUS CAN SEE IT
Stranger: You may not be aware, but your pie is hanging out all over the place.
You: Ogawd.
You: That sounds delicious
Stranger: Noms.
You: omnomn.
Stranger: SO UMM
You: YEAH
You: lol
Stranger: Jesus, how was your day?
You: My father cheated on my girlfriend.
You: >.>
You: LOL
You: WHAT
You: THAT WAS CONFIZZILING.
Stranger: Lol BRAINDEATH
You: FUUUUUUUUU-
You: its 11:11.
You: Yay.
Stranger: make a wish~
You: I wish that i get my new computer TOMMOROW.
You: DAMNIT
You: wait
You: no its 11:10.
You: 1 minute...
You: cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon
Stranger: It's 8:15 where I am >_>
You: OSHT 11:11.
You: I WISH FOR GAY.
You: lol
Stranger: YAY!!!
You: OMGAWD
You: MY WISH CAME TRUE
Stranger: Are you in Nj by chance? haha
You: YOU'RE RIGHT THAR
You: :3.
You: Nj? no, NH :3.
Stranger: Ahhh, i was wondering because they just sent a Gay marriage bill in NJ to senate for voting :D
Stranger: AWESOME YEAH? SAY YEAH
You: Why?
You: You're not a dictator
You: You have no power overme to say YEAH.
You: BUT ILL SAY IT ANYWAY!
You: YEAH!!!
You: lol
Stranger: YAY x3
You: Hmm
Stranger: Hmm?
You: i dunno.
You: Ogawd i gtg :/
Stranger: WAAAAT
You: YAR I KNOW RIGHT?
Stranger: Want my myspace?
Stranger: I'm not cprrepy re you 8D?
Stranger: *creepy
You: i dont use Myspace.
You: i use Facebook :/
You: lol
You: Myspace is ad-spammed
You: and unorganized.
Stranger: Indeed. I have a facebitch also. but it's too personal for omegle people.
Stranger: <_<;
You: lol
You: I SENSE A PERVERT
You: :O!
You: lol
Stranger: NO WAIIII
You: YAR WAI.
Stranger: bah.
You: See you in the future cyber space, my child.
You have disconnected.


Yeah, I'm really hyper and tired for some reason. There's terrible logic. lol

[Wynd_Fox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey if ur a horny girl wanna email me a pic?
You: OK.
Stranger: my email is
Stranger: jackdonaghey@ymail.com
You: Thanks, time to sign you up for stuff.
Stranger: forget u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think he deserves it. EDIT: That "Do you think I'm hot" is a bot.

[Riot]

You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?How are babies made?v
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?How are babies made?How are babies made?How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?
Stranger: I put my snake inside of your mothe's vagina
You: How are babies made?How are babies made?How are babies made?
You: How are babies made?
You: :o
Stranger: and then I cum
Stranger: and then we wait nine month
Stranger: s
You: what do they eat?
Stranger: and then your brothers and sisters come out
Stranger: one by one
You: do they eat snake?
Stranger: then suck on your mother's tits
Stranger: or if she's lazy
You: oh
Stranger: she makes formula
Stranger: lazy cunt
You: yeah
You: did you eat your moms boob?
Stranger: actually, I don't know, and it's not something I want to ask my mom about
You: you should, she can show you again
Stranger: :I

[Skulltulla]

You: The Game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

[The Russian]

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if you're a guy just looking for love just disconnect\
Stranger: no i'm a girl just looking for love
You: oh that is awesome
You: asl?
Stranger: f/47/us
You: motherforgeter
You have disconnected.